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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
What??? Is this for real???

Apparently so. Go puzzle over it yourself: http://www.atheists-for-jesus.com/

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Actually, it makes perfect sense, if you take the site seriously. An "Atheist for Jesus" would be a person who, though He doesn't believe in the Christian God as Advertised, or in JC's divinity, believes that Jesus the MAN's philosophy was a laudable and benevolent one. I can agree with this.
He also, as I do, believes that the Gospel of Jesus has been corrupted over time, due mostly to the influence of Paul. (Although he goes farther than I might, in claiming there is evidence that John's beastly 666 refers to Paul.)

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Posted by Dane Simri (Member # 272) on :
 
:: Dane laughs ::

I'm not getting anywhere near this one... You probably know what I'd say anyway.

:: coughJohn14:6coughcough ::


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Posted by DT (Member # 80) on :
 
Thing That Amuses Me #143 - How Christians try to win arguements with athiests by quoting scripture.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Yes, isn't that odd?

One would think that underdtanding that one's opponent does not believe in the validity of the Bible would be a clear signal that quoting scripture would be a waste of time.

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Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :
 
Just ask a Bible Fanatic if they believe in Dinosaurs.
When they say "yes", ask them to explain how old they are!!

Some religeous sects, groups, whatever, believe that the earth is 4000 years old, only. I know that doesn't include EVERY religeous group.. however, born-again-christian do !!

I had a Born-Again tell me that when I'm writing stories (Star trek and such) I am wasting my talent.. that my life should be dedicated to spreading the word of God and Jesus. Fanatics like that drive me nuts !!

I'm not a religeous person ... but I respect believe who have a believe in something beyond themselves .. I just don't want them to force their believe on me!!

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Posted by Dane Simri (Member # 272) on :
 
Who said this was an argument?

Who said I was trying to win?

BTW, did you bother to look up the verse I mentioned? Or did you just slime me for mentioning the book?

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Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :
 
Dane: They slimed you for mentioning the book. The point is, they (atheists) don't care what the book has to say because they don't believe it.

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Posted by Dane Simri (Member # 272) on :
 
Sheesh! And people think I'M closed minded?

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
_I_ know John 14:6. It's nothing new, and just about the same thing David Koresh and every other wannabe Messianic leader ever said. Thusly, unimpressive.

More telling is John 14:14, and how truly often that promise has been kept (not).

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Posted by Ken Schei on :
 
Hi All,

Due to some "unacceptable" posts made to my Discussion Page a few days ago, I did a search to see who was talking about my group (BTW, I don't think the negative posts came from anyone here). During the search I found your discussion from January and I hope you don't mind a late reply.

"Two for One" pretty much hit the nail on the head! 20 years of research has led me to believe that Jesus of Nazareth (not Jesus Christ, who I believe to be a fiction created by the 'self-appointed' apostle, Paul), taught a message of love and kindness that even an old heretic such as myself can admire.

I hope that some of you will consider dropping by my site: www.atheistsforjesus.com and checking it out. Don't be scared off by the "666" reference. While I do believe that my hypothesis that it stood for Paul is as probable as any of the other theories out there, the important thing is the information that my playing with that number puzzle led me to about the doctrinal battle between the Original Apostles (who had traveled with Jesus for three years) and Paul (who had never met the historical Jesus but, as did Jim Jones and David Koresh, claimed to have had a vision from Jesus. I found the information to be quite interesting and maybe you would to.

Hope to see you there!

Sincerely,
Ken Schei
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
And I thought I was the only one who pulled up year old threads ...

Er ... and, he's "First of Two", not "Two for One"

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Posted by BlueElectron (Member # 281) on :
 
hmmmmm.....two for one....

I hope they make it three for one in the near future!

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Dammit, I thought Baloo was posting again.

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Posted by BlueElectron (Member # 281) on :
 
Before all guns pointing at me again, I just wanna remind everyone I ain't the one who bring up the old thread....


Please! mercy, MERCY!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
I think this poor fellow's developing a persection complex...

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Posted by Treknophyle (Member # 509) on :
 
Dane:

Here is why quoting your particular religious manual doesn't work.

It's called a circular arguement.

Example:

I could say that fairies make the flowers grow. You'd ask how I can prove it. I'd reply: "Look, there are the flowers, so that proves there must be fairies".

A circular arguement proves nothing (you just come back to where you started). Try logic.
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BTW: I was raised Mennonite - and baptised. So I have a pretty good understanding of biblical doctrine.

Unfortunately for my parents (who had real hope I'd go into the ministry), I fell into evil company (science fiction). And I discovered the scientific method (In a nutshell: if you can't prove it - it's not fact, just an opinion). And I decided to apply the scientific method to my own life. And I'm an honest person. And intelligent.

An honest, intelligent person cannot help but conclude that religions are based on opinion - not fact. And how can you believe in opinion? So now I'm apostate: agnostic.

Result: I'm a little lonelier (no diety to keep me company), and I don't believe in life-after-death. But I obeyed my convictions. And mine are based on provable, repeatable, observed facts. Not fairy tales.

No offense intended - just trying to free an intellect.
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However (religion-bashers take note):
Some people are not strong enough to get through the day without a diety to lean on. It doesn't matter that he may not exist - believing in him gives them something they need, that due to some inherent weakness they cannot find in themselves.

Yes, religions are a crutch. However, the weak NEED crutches. And it is a cruel thing to kick a crutch out from under a cripple.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Yes, but a cripple can't learn to walk w/o crutches, if his legs aren't there. People who use religion as a crutch can live w/o it, they're just too accustomed to living w/ it. It's like taking a crutch away from someone whose legs are perfectly fine, but they've always been taught to use crutches, so they need to learn to walk.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
I disagree. I think that there are some people who truly aren't capable mentally of living without a religion.

Religion is more like a wheelchair.

Some people get around just fine without a wheelchair.
Some people need a wheelchair to get around, and will never be able to walk without it.
Some people ride wheelchairs for the short term.
Some people don't really need a wheelchair, but ride along in one anyway.

But, need it or not, if you stay in a wheelchair long enough, your legs atrophy from disuse.

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Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
 
Atheists for Jesus???
That brings to mind a few things: Fucking for Virginity, Smoking for Healthy Lungs, and the all-time classic: Environmental funding by Bush

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
"Original statement by infinity." j/k

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Treknophyle: I'm sorry but I don't think Dane is with us anymore...
He went to doggie heaven!

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Treknophyle:

I was raised Mennonite - and baptised. So I have a pretty good understanding of biblical doctrine

Non sequitor.

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
Baloo, your email address is bouncing again. Kindly tell your email provider to get their rear in gear. I've turned off email notification in this thread.

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
I seriously doubt that Baloo is still reading this thread, oh great Chuckie one...

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
Hmm? *looks at the datetime* Oooh. Heh.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Next thing you know, the pope will start using condoms!
 
Posted by JeffKardde (Member # 411) on :
 
And, in a rare move, I was not the one to ressurect this thread! Fascinating, eh?
 
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"Religion without science is blind. Science without religion is lame."

- Albert Einstein
 




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