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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

The answers may amuse you...
http://slate.msn.com/Assessment/00-02-04/Assessment.asp

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

First they take over Christmas, now they want Football.

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

Hi, you're joining us just at the most exciting stage in the game! We've just seen an incredible play by top man Dean Whackerbacker, and now over to our guest here with me in the box: the Almighty himself, God.

God:
Thanks, Bob. I think that was a great play as well, although I have a small confession to make.

What's that then Big Guy?

God:
I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't help just making that butterfly's wings flap in Venezuala, that caused the gust of air that kept the ball in the air for a few seconds more. My goof there, I'm afraid.

Heh. That's OK God, I'm a bit partisan at these big games myself...

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

*ROFLMAO!*

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

(from the link)

"Announcer: "Tell me about that catch you made on third-and-10." Player: "Well, first I want to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ �" Journalists often treat this testimony like a fart. They wince and pretend nothing happened."

Bang on the ball there. Except over here, if Michael Owen claimed that it was God who helped him sail that one into the net, then even ice-cool Des would probably start cracking up. And Jimmy would probably try to see exactly where god interferred by watching the replay's. And several millions watching in the pub would splurt beer out their noses, and make the universal sign of "wanker" in young Michael's face.

And the Sun would have a field day.

Oi, if there's something that can make a British citizen cringe, it's watching the Oscar's and hearing the words "I'd have never gotten here if it wasn't for my saviour, Jesus Christ. And Opium".

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

I knew God was a huge Green Bay ****** Packer fan. That's why us Lions fans have to deal with a losing team season after season

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Man it's a damn shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

*lol* Just out of interest, are there any non-Brits out there who get Liams post?

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