The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots!
Those earth tones! Thank God this is the last one, I think I'm going to. . . *runs out*
I wonder what Biggs' other hand is doing...
Biggs: "Smile for the camera, Robby-boy..."
Picardo: "Whoa! I'm doing more than that!"
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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/
Phillips: "I wish I didn't look balder than Robert P..."
Beltran: "I wish they'd bothered to dye my hair just this one shot..."
Russ: "I wish my ears didn't look so Vulcan-like... Wait, Tim, it is illogical to wish... Now I'm really scaring myself..."
McNeill: "Do I look dumb or do I dumb?"
Picardo: "Why couldn't they crop the photo just two centimeters smaller on the right? Then she wouldn't be in this..."
Lien: "Huh?"
Wang: *sigh* "Why am I the only guy smiling?"
Dawson: "I want more human/Klingon-split-B'Elanna episodes!"
Mulgrew: "I wanna go home..."
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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."
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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/
[This message was edited by The Vorlon on March 28, 1999.]
Russ: What's that?
Lien: What's what?
Picardo: That sound.
Lien: I don't hear anything.
Wang: I think its coming from under the couch.
*Wang checks under couch*
Wang: It's Jeri Ryan, and she's bound and gagged!
Phillips: How'd that happen?
*Lien whistles innocently*
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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...
-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"
Beltran: That's what you get for being Captain. What's that, you want to leave the show now? Whooo Hooo!!!!
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
Mulgrew: Don't!
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"The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history."
--
They Might Be Giants
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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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Dramatis Personae
McNeill: who you calling Sporto?
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My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
1 star trek cast, slightly used, seasoned for that special time of year... nebula crossings, moon hoppings, sizes come in ladies: Captain, CEO and Nurse
mens: XO, Cook, Pilot, CMO and Ops
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Alamaraine, count to four...
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Alamaraine, count to four...
Dawson: "Oh, shut up. You're not even on the show anymore..."
Beltran: *thinks* Look at me. Al Gore in a sweater...
Picardo: *thinks* Now, if I just slowly tilt my head back into her lap, she won't even notice. I sure hope I've got my hands high enough to hide the, erm...
McNeill: *thinks* I look like a total git, and I don't even care!
Mulgrew: *whispers* "Psst! Garret! How about coming back to my place after this shoot? We can give Little Harry a little workout..."
Wang: *thinks* Just smile, and pretend you did not just hear that...
Phillips: *thinks* This is so boring. Wouldn't it be funny if I just smacked McNeill right in the face and then pretended nothing happened? *does so* Pleh. The idiot didn't even notice...
Russ: "Does my bum look big in this?"
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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."
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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Philips: "Tim, shut the hell up, we're tired of your boring vulcan character when the camera is rolling, we're tired of your demanding spoiled character in real life."
McNeil: "So Mommy can we get a doggie PLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEASE? I'll take real good care of it and feed it and bathe it and..."
Mulgrew: "Shut up, you overgrown..."
Wang: "Oh God, does anybody else here think we look like a bad episode of Friends-or worse-Beverley Hills: 90210? *LA chick speak* 'Like, Kess, I can't believe you totally slept with Ethan Philips'..."
Lien: *looks at Wang* "Listen you reject, it was Beltran, get it right!"
Mulgrew: "Hey Jenny, maybe you'd be interested in the threesome me and Beltran and Philips had planned lat-"
Beltran: *teeth gritted* "uh-huh"
Dawson-briggs: "Hey guys what happened to that Jeri chick?"
Beltran: *tries to keep a straight face* "And you guys were wondering why I'm standing in this photoshoot..."
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"Truth is cheap, information costs."
Mulgrew: "Dude, that was some killer sh*t!"
Wang: "Yo, I'm laughing my ass off, no literally that last sheet of acid wasn't a good idea for me, *smile goes away replaced by look of horror* oh god the peanut butter... the PEANUT BUTTER!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!" *collapses onto floor*
Russ: "Hey, dude, you okay bro?" *waves hand in front of Wang's blank stare*
Philips: "Mmmmm, penut butter, marshmellows, corn syrup....doritos...."
Picardo: *giggle* I once had a pet squirrel named joe, he was a silly sqirrel, he never liked sausage, it's kind of ironic that it was a 5-lbs. yorkshire sausage that killed him, of course I guess my arm swinging the sausage toward the critter is what ultimately did the damage..."
Lien: "Kate, are the butterflies supposed to nibble at your fingertips?"
Philips: "Mmmm, butter..."
Dawson: "Wow, I never noticed that dot on the wall, have you Mr. Hand??"
Mr.Hand (portrayed by Beltran): "No I haven't B'Lanna, it certaily is an interesting dot"
Lien: "Like, forget it he's off on another one of his Native american acid trips."
Mulgrew: "What did he trip over...?"
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"Truth is cheap, information costs."
[This message was edited by Antagonist on March 30, 1999.]
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Parallax
Phillips: And me!
McNeil: And me!
Beltran: No-one's touched my arse.
*scuttling away* Frankes: I'm not that desperate.
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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill
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Alamaraine, count to four...
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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
Mulgrew: Of course, you realize...... i'm getting paid for this. They are paying me GOOD for this... otherwise i'm leaving. NOW.
Wang: I can't believe she's laying behind me!! Oohhhh and now she's touching my arm............
Lian: Prozac is such a happy little pill ... Weee.. I wonder if they'll find where I stashed Jeri Ryan's body....
Biggs: And if I move my hand just slightly to the left....... Ooooh! There it goes!
Picardo:I hope it isn't showing..... I hope it isn't showing....
Phillips: I deserve more than this. I really, really do. I can't believe that my character has more hair than I do. And why does Neelix always have to cook food? McNeill looks like a moron... oh wait a minute, he is...
Russ: These pants are an awful color... they make my butt look fat. And why does everyone else get to sit on or behind the couch? Wait... is it because I'm special? It's because I'm special, I KNEW they'd figure it out...
McNeil: If I ask Lian really REALLY nice, maybe she'll give me more drugs....
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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
Congratulations to all, sorry the judging was late.