The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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QUAIL, MORTALS!
The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots!
Those earth tones! Thank God this is the last one, I think I'm going to. . . *runs out*
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Look at Picardo's pants! He's got a little bit of "tenting" going on there... *snickers*
I wonder what Biggs' other hand is doing...
Biggs: "Smile for the camera, Robby-boy..." Picardo: "Whoa! I'm doing more than that!"
------------------ Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded." Delenn: "What mistake?" Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
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Seeing how Beltran is just as wooden in real life as he is when he's acting, no one notices his cardboard stand in...
------------------ Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded." Delenn: "What mistake?" Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
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The first pilot for the new Star Trek series, then titled "Star Trek: Malibu," was the first and last Berman/Spelling coproduction.
------------------ "The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history." -- They Might Be Giants
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Picardo: Might as well smile, everyone. We'll be typecast in this role forever...
------------------ "That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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Voyager becomes Star Trek: The Breakfast Club.
McNeill: who you calling Sporto?
------------------ My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
1 star trek cast, slightly used, seasoned for that special time of year... nebula crossings, moon hoppings, sizes come in ladies: Captain, CEO and Nurse
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Lien: "Oy... Why am I the only normal-looking one in this picture?"
Dawson: "Oh, shut up. You're not even on the show anymore..."
Beltran: *thinks* Look at me. Al Gore in a sweater...
Picardo: *thinks* Now, if I just slowly tilt my head back into her lap, she won't even notice. I sure hope I've got my hands high enough to hide the, erm...
McNeill: *thinks* I look like a total git, and I don't even care!
Mulgrew: *whispers* "Psst! Garret! How about coming back to my place after this shoot? We can give Little Harry a little workout..."
Wang: *thinks* Just smile, and pretend you did not just hear that...
Phillips: *thinks* This is so boring. Wouldn't it be funny if I just smacked McNeill right in the face and then pretended nothing happened? *does so* Pleh. The idiot didn't even notice...
Russ: "Does my bum look big in this?"
------------------ "I fart in your general direction!" -John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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