No, there haven't been 100 CapComs, although it sometimes seems like it whenever I tabulate the results - but yesterday was the first anniversary! So, a return to the classic name. . .
I suspect we're going to have a lot of talking cats here! 8)
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Data: Story time is over Spot, you may leave now. Would you like to sit on my lap and hear a story as well Captain? I am programed with several thousand riviting tales.
Picard: Er, um, perhaps a little later Data.
------------------ My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
[This message was edited by Jay on April 05, 1999.]
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Data: Herkamer, Stop eating my sesame cake!
------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
[This message was edited by Jeff Raven on April 05, 1999.]
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Data: Ewwww...... use a litterbox......
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Data: now, if we examine this specamin, you can see several problems. While an attempt at an overall shine has been made, it feels rushed. Also, the socks do not match the trousers. Thank you. Could I have the next contestant please, before judge Spot falls asleep?
------------------ 'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order' -Hank Hill
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Cat: don't spill it on me, don't spill it on me.......
*Data accidently spills cup of hot coffee*
Cat: MMMMMMMMMEEEEOOOOWWWWW!!!!
Data: Scratch one cat.......
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Picard: Only five cats? I thought you were a cat fancier.
Data: Well, their names are Spat, Spet, Spit, Spot, and Sput. As you can tell, I ran out of vowels.........
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
I hope Riker isn't here.......
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Picard: Data, that's not a cat, that's a skunk.......
Geordi: No wonder why he streaked his hair white......
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
Spot:Amazing. I've been with this stupid bucket of bolts HOW many years, now? ... You'd think he'd have realized that i'm not a dog... and that my name is actually Herber Melvin Odysseus Kiplinger the III!
Data: Good Spot. Good boy.
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Picard: "So Data, what's your cat's name?"
Data: "Spot."
Picard: "Oh, yes, of course. And what about that one over there?"
Data: "Spot."
Picard: "Erm... Right... And, uh, the one on the windowsill?"
Data: "Spot. I currently have 563 cats named Spot. I also have one cat named Stripey. He's never really been one to follow the crowd, you know..."
Picard: *whispers to Geordi* "I think he's lost it..."
------------------ "About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver." -James Lileks
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Data: "I find them more useful than napkins, because they clean themselves."
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Much To the cats annoyance, Data and Geordi play 'footsies'
------------------ Alamaraine, count to four...
Posted by Zathras (Member # 87) on :
Eventually, Pep� le Pew got his cat, and they settled down together and lived happily ever after.
Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
Data: "I based my recipe upon the tune to an old Earth writer's famous works: One cat, two cat, three cat, floor mat."
------------------ "Audaces fortuna juvat." "Fortune favours the bold."
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
You guys have no idea how much that cat looks like my Sylvester back home...
*basks in nostalgia*
------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Data: Spot, I am fully functional, but that is not a chew toy.
------------------ To make an apple pie from scratch, we must first invent the universe.
~Carl Sagan
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
*SALE* Authentic Data Scratching posts are now available. 10 Different varieties, including the "Dignified" Data as shown above. Only 10 Bars of Gold-Pressed Latinum, chair not included.
As well, we have many different varieties of the Data Scratching post, including Data in Ops, Data dressed as Lore, and the very rare Jayden, and many more.
So get your Data scratching post now, before they are gone for good.......
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Data: I'm feeling something wet and warm right now, and it's NOT my coffee......
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
The "Fully Functional" Data plays with his "Cat"
------------------ The Naked Time
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Data No: Now you die, Meester Bond.
------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Data: Vamoose, ya little varmint!!!
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Picard: Data, is that a real live cat on your lap?
Data: Actually, its stuffed. Real cats are hard to come by these days. Want to see it? *hands it over to Picard by the tail*
------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
The winner is . Runners-up are Jubilee and TSN.
------------------ "I am greater than the stars for I know that they are up there and they do not know that I am down here." - William Temple
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Woo Hoo! Which one?
------------------ Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
I vill ask zer qvestions, herr Raven. . . 8)
Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
I'm a runner up.... YES....... Cool, what an awesome birthday present... *is 20 today*
------------------ There are people who one loves immediatly and forever. Just to know that you exist in the same world together is sufficient. Till I loved, I never lived - enough.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Jeez, only one James Bond parody.
I despair for humanity.
------------------ 'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true' -Stewart Lee
