The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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No, there haven't been 100 CapComs, although it sometimes seems like it whenever I tabulate the results - but yesterday was the first anniversary! So, a return to the classic name. . .
I suspect we're going to have a lot of talking cats here! 8)
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Data: Story time is over Spot, you may leave now. Would you like to sit on my lap and hear a story as well Captain? I am programed with several thousand riviting tales.
Picard: Er, um, perhaps a little later Data.
------------------ My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
[This message was edited by Jay on April 05, 1999.]
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Data: Herkamer, Stop eating my sesame cake!
------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
[This message was edited by Jeff Raven on April 05, 1999.]
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Data: now, if we examine this specamin, you can see several problems. While an attempt at an overall shine has been made, it feels rushed. Also, the socks do not match the trousers. Thank you. Could I have the next contestant please, before judge Spot falls asleep?
------------------ 'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order' -Hank Hill
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Spot:Amazing. I've been with this stupid bucket of bolts HOW many years, now? ... You'd think he'd have realized that i'm not a dog... and that my name is actually Herber Melvin Odysseus Kiplinger the III!
Data: Good Spot. Good boy.
------------------ If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered? And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?
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