The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots!
I've always likes this photo - anyone got a better version?
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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...
-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"
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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/
[This message was edited by The Vorlon on March 29, 1999.]
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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Dramatis Personae
Levar Burton: Why, oh why did I have to be paired up with Jonathan Frakes?
Michael Dorn *thinking*: and while Jonny is occupied with Levar, I get Sirtis all to myself...... Hahahaha.
Marina Sirtis: You are going to tell me who those two women at the party are or else I'll STRANGLE YOU!!!!
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
[This message was edited by Tahna Los on April 01, 1999.]
Dorn: "Ooh, yeah..."
Burton: "Ooh, sh�!"
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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Stewart: At least you could turn on the heating again.
Dorn: Grrrrrrr
Sirtis *whispering*: Well, it's not so bad at all.
Frakes: Hmmm. Maybe you're right.
Frakes: I've got mine!
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'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane
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'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane
McFadden: "What's wrong, Patrick?"
Spiner: "He's pissed that the hair stylist started rubbing turtle wax on his head."
Stewart: *still pissed*
Burton: *whispers* "Yeah you think he's pissed now? Wait until he finds out how bad that remake of "Moby Dick did on TV!"
Dorn: "Yeah, Brent? You think that's bad, the lunchboy just asked me who I play on the series."
Frakes: "Wait, you're on the series?"
Dorn: "I don't care what I do, as long as I get to do more romantic scenes with Marina and Nicole deBoer!"
Sirtis: *slaps Dorn* "PEDOPHILE! She can't be any older than that Wesley kid, what was his name?"
Dorn: "You broke the pose! Put your hand back on my chest..."
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"Truth is cheap, information costs."
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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Parallax
'DO OUR BUMS LOOK BIG IN THIS?'
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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill
SEE the cast of TNG get slowly killed, one by one.
WATCH as Jon Frakes tries desperatly to prove that he isn't attracted to LeVar Burton
WATCH as Brent Spiner tries not to get fat
BE MILDY OFFENDED as some of Michael Dorn's slightly blue-coller humour
BE EXTREMELY OFFENDED as Marina Sirtis does her Stephen Hawking impression
Saturday, 7:30, your senses will overload with excitememnt and danger as Channel 5 presents another quality piece of TV:
Cheryl Gates McFadden: THE THREE ARMED MONSTER!
[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 04, 1999.]
*cue modern hip music*
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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
Police Officer: I never knew Troi could do that.......
Witness: Well, there are a lot of things which you don't know that she's capable of........
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
[This message was edited by Tahna Los on April 01, 1999.]
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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...
-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"
Wow, that's the first one I've won for ages.
To celebrate, I shall now be smug for the next 19 and a half hours, excluding sleep.
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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee