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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Well, now. . . The first proper CapCom (no. 105, BTW) of the new Forums. And we're looking at the cunning use of props this week. I've lost track of where half these came from, although in one or two cases it's quite obvious.

Where's the inanimate object here? Guess.

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Kirk: "What are you staring at? I told you the new captain's chair tells anyone how big my bum is in that!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Spock: "Captain, I believe your phaser fell out of its holster."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Spock watches as Kirk tries to pull out the sword one of his female crewman impaled him with.

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Kirk: Spock, is that a loaf of bread, or are you just happy to see me?

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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Kirk: Now this....is a captian's chair!

*or*

Evidence shows that what is now known as the Picard manuevre has already been utilized a hundred years before!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

One more, heheh.

Kirk: Of all the places on the ship, they put the only bathroom here, on my chair!

Spock: Sir, I need to go.

Kirk: Shut up, I'm using it.

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Spock: It seems one of your enemies has set a bomb on your seat, and if you stand up, it will go off.

Kirk: Damn! And only 3 days until I retire! Why does this happen to me?!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited June 27, 1999).]

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Kirk: "Mister Spock, I think I found your pen."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Spock: "Hemorrhoids again, Captain?"

Kirk: "Spock, ick-chay ere-hay."

Spock: "Oh,yes. War-wound again, Captain?"

Kirk: "Yes, it's a terrible burden, but *someone* had to save all those nuns and orphans."

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Again I apologize, I hate to insinuate that the Great James T. Kirk is a bisexual with all the women he's kissed, but this is just too easy.

Kirk:...Kirk Sandwich? You've never heard of it, Yeomen? Spock sits here, and you sit on my lap.

Spock: In French it's called Menage er Troi.

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

The Yoeman: "Kirk sits on a spike and then I sit on him."

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

yeoman: where do you need me to scratch your back captain?

spock: captain, i fail to see how the implementation of this device will alleviate an itch...

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Yeoman: Our New Captain's Chair is here, and it comes with it's own Captain!!!!!!

Spock: Interesting

Kirk *to Yeoman*: Hey baby, my quarters or yours?

Spock: Contact their Customer Service Hotline. It appears that this product is defective .........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Spock quitely times how long Kirk can hold his breath.

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WHO ARE YOU

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Spock tries to hold back his laughter as Kirk sits on his Vulcan Whoopie Cushion.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jaresh Inyo on :

*Spock glances away in embarrassment as Kirk tries to pick up yet another yeomen by commenting on the size of his member*

Kirk: Don't you just hate these tight pants?

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Kirk: Watch me Spock. My hand's about to go where no one's hand as gone before!

Spock: No one?

Kirk: Okay, no MAN's hand has gone before!

Spock: No-one?

Kirk: NO!

Spock: *raises eyebrow*

Kirk: Well, sometimes. Oh Spock, I get so lonely.

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Kirk: Damn Sulu for giving me this wedgie. I shall now act crap during Star Trek II just so he can't get his own ship. That'll teach him. Ow, arse hurts.

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Tricky. Ultimately, joint winners are Tahna Los for the classic CapCom-style Whoopie Cushion entry - I must be feeling minimalist today, and Jeff Raven for most of his. Runner-up is Xentrick

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

YIPPEEE!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*bows*

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

*tips hat*