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The Yoeman: "Kirk sits on a spike and then I sit on him."
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*Spock glances away in embarrassment as Kirk tries to pick up yet another yeomen by commenting on the size of his member*
Kirk: Don't you just hate these tight pants?
------------------ Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift. Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift. Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
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Kirk: Damn Sulu for giving me this wedgie. I shall now act crap during Star Trek II just so he can't get his own ship. That'll teach him. Ow, arse hurts.
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Tricky. Ultimately, joint winners are for the classic CapCom-style Whoopie Cushion entry - I must be feeling minimalist today, and for most of his. Runner-up is Xentrick
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