We are the Borg. We will add your hairstyle management abilities to our own. From this time forward, you will service our folicles.
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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.
-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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http://frankg.dgne.com/
"We spent the entire summer resting up, looking for some vital link missing in the big picture. Bill said he had found it, but in fact he had lost it." - TMBG
[This message has been edited by The Shadow (edited July 19, 1999).]
Queen: "I knew it was a bad idea to assimilate Bloomberg."
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"We kid around a lot about people who are cyclopses, but seriously; if you're a mythic figure you've got challenges that no one should have to deal with."
--
John Flansburgh
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All we are is dust in the wind, dude....
Dust, Wind, DUDE!!!
Borg: Oh no! There aren't any bathrooms on this level either! Damn these rubber suits!
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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
Oh, well, anyway...
The Bolian Borg uses a mirror to inconspicuously see just how big that other Borg's bum looks in that.
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Taurik: "He's convinced Commander Riker doesn't like him."
Ben: "Why? You crash the ship into something?"
-TNG: "Lower Decks"
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WHO ARE YOU?
Little does this Borg Drone know, but he is attempting to assimilate an odd-shaped coffee cup in his hand.
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. We will add your... Hold on a minute. My pet dinosaur is out of food. There we go. Where were we? Oh yeah... We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. From this time... For heaven sake, every time we try to assimilate someone, he wants to play a game. Hold on...
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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.
-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
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When I see an elephant fly...I'll shoot the mother down.
Borg: *giggle* Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
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I'm you're only friend, I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend, but really i'm not actually a friend, but I am.
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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
Borg Queen: *over the com system* Drone 132 of 43 report to my office. Immediately.
Other Drones: Ha, busted!
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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.
~Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
[This message has been edited by Jay (edited July 21, 1999).]
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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
Other Borg: "What?"
Bolian: *whispers* "Wait and see! When I get to the Bridge, I deliver that exposition about the plan for the Interplexing Beacon. . . yes, what is it?"
Script Girl: "Sorry, they said 'give these rewrites to the bald guy' - turns out they meant Patrick Stewart!"
Borg in background: I've told you a million times, 45 of 4763, give up that herbal crap and stick to the Viagra.
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"They don�t call it show business for nothing. This is an ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly town in many, many ways. But big f*cking deal. Big business is ugly. The world is ugly. Our job is to make our little piece of it better. Whenever you get into the general, it�s not going to be all beer and Skittles and Christmas trees."
-Ira Stephen Behr on the Moore fiasco
Borg 2: At least you don't have to go to one of those friggin trek conventions! *mumbles* stupid Paramount...
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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
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Nurse: Can I help you?
Stan: We're here to commit our friend, Kyle.
Nurse: Reason?
Kyle: I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac.
Nurse: JACKET!!
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Nurse: Can I help you?
Stan: We're here to commit our friend, Kyle.
Nurse: Reason?
Kyle: I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac.
Nurse: JACKET!!
Borg: I knew I shouldn't have given the Borg Queen my pager number........
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Borg: oh darnit, her again, whazzis? pick up assimilated eggs and ham..... ok, have to make a note of this..... have to drop by the BorgBlaws on the way back to the regeneration cell tonite......
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"Fool! I am Cher! Admired by millions for my couple of talents."
-The Brain
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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Nurse: Can I help you?
Stan: We're here to commit our friend, Kyle.
Nurse: Reason?
Kyle: I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac.
Nurse: JACKET!!
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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THE NEW BORG QUEEN IS
, ALTHOUGH EXCRETION IS IRRELEVANT
OTHER DRONES ARE
SPECIES 832 aka FRANK G - AND POETRY IS IRRELEVANT TOO
SPECIES 175 aka KRENIM - TAMAGOCHIS MAKE EXCELLENT PROCESSOR NODES
SPECIES 460 aka XEBTRICK - HAZING NEW DRONES IS ESSENTIAL