The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT* WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. WE WILL ADD YOUR CREATIVE DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR HUMOUR WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE OUR CAPCOMS. THIS IMAGE WAS ASSIMILATED FROM WEBSITE 673, FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE START TREK PHOTO GALLERY.
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Generic Borg: "Inform the Queen that there are two decks we just can't seem to find, at least according to this diagram here." Bolian Borg: "Ooh, a book of poetry..." *hides book in suit*
------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ "We spent the entire summer resting up, looking for some vital link missing in the big picture. Bill said he had found it, but in fact he had lost it." - TMBG
[This message has been edited by The Shadow (edited July 19, 1999).]
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Drone: "Come on...come on... What the hell?! Amalgamated Implants under investigation by UFP Justice Department? Falls to ten and a quarter? NO! Damn it, I'm never getting out of this job."
Queen: "I knew it was a bad idea to assimilate Bloomberg."
------------------ "We kid around a lot about people who are cyclopses, but seriously; if you're a mythic figure you've got challenges that no one should have to deal with." -- John Flansburgh
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Bolian Borg: "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated..."
Little does this Borg Drone know, but he is attempting to assimilate an odd-shaped coffee cup in his hand.
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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The entire Borg Collective comes to a screeching halt when it gets hooked on Giga Pets...
We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. We will add your... Hold on a minute. My pet dinosaur is out of food. There we go. Where were we? Oh yeah... We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. From this time... For heaven sake, every time we try to assimilate someone, he wants to play a game. Hold on...
------------------ Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction. Herbert: Bless you, my child. Kay: The world needs more people like you.
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*running out of planets to assimilate, the Borg come across Teletubby land and assimilate the Teletubbies* *They realize their mistake only seconds later*
Borg: *giggle* Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
------------------ I'm you're only friend, I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend, but really i'm not actually a friend, but I am.
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Drone Guy: Damn it! Where the heck is deck 14!! 'We are the Borg, blah blah blah' what good does all of that get when you can't even freaking assimilate a good ship schematic. Bah!
Borg Queen: *over the com system* Drone 132 of 43 report to my office. Immediately.
Other Drones: Ha, busted!
------------------ Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know. ~Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
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