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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
"I don't want to get killed because of a typo, it would be embarrassing. . ."

We return to the Babylon 5 CapComs, and what was considered the best season of them all. You'd think I could find some better pictures, considering. . . And once again they're from Bob's Babylon 5 Archive - click on the image to visit.

L to R: Commander Susan Ivanova (Claudia Christian); Captain John Sheridan (Bruce Boxleitner); Ambassador Delenn (Mira Furlan); Lennier (Bill Mumy)

[This message has been edited by The First One (edited September 19, 1999).]
 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
Sheridan: This is the most comfortable chair I've ever been in!

Delenn: Really? Let me try it!

Sheridan: Over my dead body.

Delenn: *Looks at watch* Only twenty years left...

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Delenne: John! That was disgusting!

Sheridan: Ugh, who put this whoopee cushion here?

Ivanova:*cracks up*

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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Sheridan: Mmmmm, this vibrating chair is really comfortable.

Delenn: You should try setting #5...

Sheridan: Alright, put it to the max!

Delenn: *pushes controls to max*

Sheridan: oohhhhhhhh......

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"I am Sci-Fi"
-The 359


 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Delenn: Tell me your pain....

Sheridan: It was just...... horrible...... terrible.... it was just..... so emotionally scarring........ I was so terrified....

Delenn: A horrible thing, this is.... Tell me what it was you did so that I can avoid it..

Sheridan: I was inside Charles Capps' body... and it was scary!

*this borrowed from Krenim*
*awaits smiteage by boyfriend*

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"If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me.
I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow."
~ Barenaked Ladies
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Sheridan: "Warp Factor 7, Mister Sulu."

Lenier: "Excuse me?"

Delenn: "Most illogical, Captain."
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Delenn: "John, there are others here who would like to play too, you know."

Sheridan: "But I just need to clear this straightaway and the trophy is mine!"

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"And much of Madness, and more of Sin, and Horror the soul of the plot."
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The Conqueror Worm, by Edgar Allan Poe
 


Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Delenn learns to control John, through the time device on there belts, Ivanova finds the vibrator setting on hers.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
*LOL@Xentrick*

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"You don't need a gun."
"That depends on your definition of 'save sex'."

from: 'Goldeneye'

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Delenne: John, is your laxative working?

Sheridan: Didn't I say not to mention that in public?

Delenne: Well, it is an important problem, I think your friends should know so they can support you in your time of need...

Sheridan : Delenne! Hush!

Ivanova(to self): the guys are gonna love this back on the Babcom forums!

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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace

[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited September 21, 1999).]
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
John: "I have the strangest feeling, like I'm being watched...by somebody with Lita Alexander's big black contact lenses."

Delenn: "Nonsense, John. Now, go about your business."

John: "I'll go about my business."
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Sharidan: *thinking* "I know the Minbari have differnt ideas about body functions and personal privacy than we do... but a toilet on the bridge? Made of cold metal?"

Ivanova: *busts a gut trying to contain laughter*

Lennier: "Ah! Thank you for allowing me to observe, Satai Delenn. Until now, the concept of the 'practical joke' had always eluded me. I must try this on Mister Garibaldi."

Delenn: "NO, Lennier. Minbari practical jokes are too detrimental to the human psyche. If you were to play one on Mister Garibaldi, he would no doubt try to kill you... hmm..." *blinks* "Uh-oh. Lennier, get a mop. This joke has gone on too far."

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Or how about:

JMS: "Ha! So they have 15 toilets on the Defiant, do they? Well, WE have one on the bridge of OUR ship!"

Boxleitner: "You've never forgiven them for stealing Robert Foxworth, have you?"

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"The next time the workplace seems especially hectic, remind yourself it could be worse: you could have two-dozen sharp-toothed creatures chewing on your nipples." - James Lileks

 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Sheridan: "Target Crusade. Put B5 fans out of their misery."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Little does John know that sneaky Susan has planted a talking, touch-activated device on John's chair.

Device: "Danger, Will Robinson! Danger, danger!"

Lennier: "Inside joke?"

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Zathras here once more. The One Who Wins is Xentrick. The Ones Who Do Not Win are Jeff Raven and The 359. The One 359? One 359 is 359. Therefore The 359 is The 359 Who Not Win. Zathras head hurt, must lie down.
 
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Groovyness
 


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