I was always irritated by this guy. Thought it would be fun to poke jokes at him.
Enjoy!
[ October 23, 2001: Message edited by: Alshrim ]
[ October 24, 2001: Message edited by: Alshrim ]
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Piece of fishing line connecting thumb and chin: Oww! Don't pull so hard!
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
screw this I'm going to work on Baywatch
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"Yeah, Mr. Hasselhoff, it's really easy to find. Go down the hall that way to the 3rd turn, take a left, & it's the 5th door on the right. Can't miss it--there's a big sign that says 'ANAL ROD REMOVAL AND CHIN AUGMENTATION' next to it."
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
To answer your question, yes, anyone can do a CapCom. Whether anyone SHOULD is another matter, as Shikkychops' attempt ably demonstrates. 8)
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Yeah, like I'd know that everyone would prefer to get all involved with "The World's Crappiest Mad Lib."
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
It doesn't say "Wide Reciever" on my shirt Mr. Hasselhoff, it says "Fcuk Buddy." Now if you would excuse me, I have a frat party to go to.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Michael_T: Let's go watch Queer as Folk. This way, this way! Michael_K: Oh, do shut up.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Michael_T: Hey Michael Knight, let's get soaking wet. This way!!! Michael Knight: What? I just got my chin done and any water contact til it dries will make it fall off.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Actually, Shikky, what you just said works really well if you imagine you're the guy with the thumb, and I'm Michael_K. 8)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Thumb Dude: And what makes you think you're better than me?
Michael Knight: I have a talking car with Super Pursuit Mode and Turboboost. I score with all the hot chicks. I have strength of character and dignified restraint. Watch me square my jaw.
Thumb Dude: I am truly humbled by your chin. Carry on, then.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
"Crucifixion? Through the door, once cross each."
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
"Just got the word - Gunny Highway's wearing a black T-shirt today."
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Corbin Bernsen: "David! Just heard - they're looking for someone familiar from another series to be the new Captain. Let's get over there before they pick someone stupid, like, I dunno, Scott Bakula."
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
That was great poet.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
You're going to have to get through ME first if you think you're going to go out there and try to sing again!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
"There are some Germans out there demanding you sing for them!"
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Okay, so far, we've had the people in the picture identified as Michael Knight, David Hasselhoff, and Corbin Bernsen. Since there are only two people in the picture, obviously at least one of those is wrong. So, who are they?
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Michael Knight was the character played by David Hasselhoff in Knight Rider.. thats how he could be two people, see? He is an actor playing a part. Difficult to grasp, I understand.
The other guy may not be Corbin Bernsen, but he looks enough like him to carry that joke about actors that used to have real jobs in the 80s
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
The second guy --- On the right --- is a young Martin Cove!
He played guest spots on a ton of shows and movies.. but was never a headliner.
I know .. i know.. you think i'm a geek now.. but I remembered him playing in RamboII .. I went to the blockbuster website to fetch his name.. I SWEAR I'M not that geeky!
[ October 26, 2001: Message edited by: Alshrim ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Ah... *didn't know this Knight fellow was a fictional character*
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Sorry to spoil it for you, but KITT wasn't real either .
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
We going to get a winner anytime soon?
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Kitt wasn't real, now thats just blasphemy. Paul
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Mr Garrison: Surrender your navel lint now, I need an even fuzzier chest, tonight's disco night. Cody: Sorry, Magnum over there sucked me completely dry just now. And point that thing somewhere else!
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
Well.. For the great use of "Enterprise-Lore" in his post .. I'm judging that:
Vogon Poet is the WINNER!!
quote: Corbin Bernsen: "David! Just heard - they're looking for someone familiar from another series to be the new Captain. Let's get over there before they pick someone stupid, like, I dunno, Scott Bakula."
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Oh, gosh. Thanks. 8)
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"Ah... *didn't know this Knight fellow was a fictional character*"
Tim, it's really about time you got a proper house. Living under a rock for two decades can't be good for you.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, when all I have to go on is a name, I'm not sure how I would know whether the person was real or fictional. After all, if I made an offhand reference to Charles Darnay, I doubt many people would know who he was. And, personally, I'd rather be known for recognizing references to A Tale of Two Cities, rather than "Knight Rider"... :-)
Posted by G.K Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
Well...touch�. ;-)
Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
"The toilets are further down the hallway."
Heck, didn't even see a winner had already been chosen.
[ November 02, 2001: Message edited by: Mojo Jojo ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"Personally, I'd rather be known for recognizing references to A Tale of Two Cities, rather than "Knight Rider"... :-)"
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