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Piece of fishing line connecting thumb and chin: Oww! Don't pull so hard!
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"Yeah, Mr. Hasselhoff, it's really easy to find. Go down the hall that way to the 3rd turn, take a left, & it's the 5th door on the right. Can't miss it--there's a big sign that says 'ANAL ROD REMOVAL AND CHIN AUGMENTATION' next to it."
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It doesn't say "Wide Reciever" on my shirt Mr. Hasselhoff, it says "Fcuk Buddy." Now if you would excuse me, I have a frat party to go to.
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Michael_T: Let's go watch Queer as Folk. This way, this way! Michael_K: Oh, do shut up.
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Michael_T: Hey Michael Knight, let's get soaking wet. This way!!! Michael Knight: What? I just got my chin done and any water contact til it dries will make it fall off.
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Thumb Dude: And what makes you think you're better than me?
Michael Knight: I have a talking car with Super Pursuit Mode and Turboboost. I score with all the hot chicks. I have strength of character and dignified restraint. Watch me square my jaw.
Thumb Dude: I am truly humbled by your chin. Carry on, then.
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Corbin Bernsen: "David! Just heard - they're looking for someone familiar from another series to be the new Captain. Let's get over there before they pick someone stupid, like, I dunno, Scott Bakula."
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