Those are rock monsters from the planet Motherlode in 'Mudd's Passion'
Enjoy.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
"All I asked for was opposable thumbs ... but did I get them? Nooooo ... "
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
BLLLLARRGH! I want to be canon!
BLLLAAARGH! NO! Me first!
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Fig 8.3: JMS and Harry Knowles trade pointed barbs about the other producing stuck-up amateurish drivel.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Re: AICN and JMS.
I used to love AICN as a "news" source in re: films. It's still got some good info ... but, yeah, Knowles is a hack with a big gut and a bigger ego. It's no secret that they're not exactly un-biased reviewers ... that said, he's got influence in Hollywood ...
Ok, I'm done.
Oh, yeah, JMS is a bag of hot air. Can't even write dialogue for cripes sake.
Ok, I'm Really done now.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Rock Monster 1: You call that long... I've seen longer with my date from last night.
Rock Monster 2: You wish! The only time you saw longer was when you ordered that subway sandwich for lunch on Wednesday.
Rock Monster 1: Go shove that lenght where the sun don't shine!
Rock Monster 2: Might as well...size queen.
[ November 14, 2001: Message edited by: Michael_T ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
A scene from the upcoming movie Bill and Ted's Lithic Adventure.
"Rufus!" *air guitar motions w/ sound effects*
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Rock thing #1: Where's that freakin' Crocodile Hunter now!
Rock thing #2: Right, I really want to make him say "crikey that hurt" when I rip him in half!
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Rock thing #1: First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club.
Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
Third rule of Fight Club, when someone says "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over.
Fourth rule of Fight Club, only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule of Fight Club, one fight at a time.
Sixth rule of Fight Club, no shirt, no shoes.
Seventh rule of Fight Club, fights go on as long as they have to.
Eighth and final rule of Fight Club, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
First Rock: ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR! .. *pauses* How was that!
Second Rock: Not bad .. Listen to this.. *snort, growl ... RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!!!
First Rock: Hey .. pretty good.. but check this out .. *third eye comes out on forehead*
Second Rock: The audition is all yours.. Drat!!! I really wanted the part for Godzilla ..
First Rock: Ya Think? *smiles* Me as Godzilla, you as a Rocky Monster in Star Trek.. just think you can squish William Shatner..
Second Rock: *rubbing claws* Oooooh .. can't wait.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Rock Dude on the left: "Hulk SSSSMAAAAAASHHHH!!!" Rock Dude on the right: "Grimlock SSSSMAAAAAASHHHH!!!"
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
Rock creature 1: Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is The Rock, *gives the unseen captian Kirk "The People's Eye" with his third eye* and this is my partner, Stone Cold.
Rock creature 2: HELL YEAH!
Unseen Captian Kirk with a slurring voice: Must......resist......painful.......puns!!!
[ November 06, 2001: Message edited by: MIB ]
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Must ... resist ... painful ... posts ...
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
"Does my bum look big in this?"
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Monster on left: "And then he said 'That's no rockery, that's my wife!'"
Monster on Right: "Bwahahaha! Brilliant! Better than the one about Positronic ions."
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Rock thing #1: You're a rock monster. You don't have motivation!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
So, is this going to get marked before Jeff tries to stab Simon to death with a pencil?
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Simon,
Your jokes are decidedly unfunny in this thread. They've nothing to do with the TAS CapComm. *sheeesh*
Jus' ribbin, Simon ... felt spurned by Liam's post ...
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
Are we gonna see a winner in this one??
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Oh yeah thats me.. wooooo i must be baked
ahem ok
The_Tom
BLLLLARRGH! I want to be canon! BLLLAAARGH! NO! Me first!
You win a copy of my homemade bridge plans of the Excalibur 26517
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Charles Capps: First, a Star Trek forum, Tomorrow, THE WORLD! GROARG!
TSN: BLARG YES!
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Monster 1:
So, I tried out for Monsters, Inc. and they said NO, not enough DIMENSIONS... I mean COME ON!
