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I used to love AICN as a "news" source in re: films. It's still got some good info ... but, yeah, Knowles is a hack with a big gut and a bigger ego. It's no secret that they're not exactly un-biased reviewers ... that said, he's got influence in Hollywood ...
Ok, I'm done.
Oh, yeah, JMS is a bag of hot air. Can't even write dialogue for cripes sake.
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Rock Monster 1: You call that long... I've seen longer with my date from last night.
Rock Monster 2: You wish! The only time you saw longer was when you ordered that subway sandwich for lunch on Wednesday.
Rock Monster 1: Go shove that lenght where the sun don't shine!
Rock Monster 2: Might as well...size queen.
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-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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Rock thing #1: Where's that freakin' Crocodile Hunter now!
Rock thing #2: Right, I really want to make him say "crikey that hurt" when I rip him in half!
-------------------- Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. ~ohn Adams
Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
You're just babbling incoherently. ~C. Montgomery Burns
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Rock thing #1: First rule of Fight Club, you do not talk about Fight Club.
Second rule of Fight Club, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
Third rule of Fight Club, when someone says "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over.
Fourth rule of Fight Club, only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule of Fight Club, one fight at a time.
Sixth rule of Fight Club, no shirt, no shoes.
Seventh rule of Fight Club, fights go on as long as they have to.
Eighth and final rule of Fight Club, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
-------------------- Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. ~ohn Adams
Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
You're just babbling incoherently. ~C. Montgomery Burns
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Rock Dude on the left: "Hulk SSSSMAAAAAASHHHH!!!" Rock Dude on the right: "Grimlock SSSSMAAAAAASHHHH!!!"
-------------------- "The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"
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Rock creature 1: Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is The Rock, *gives the unseen captian Kirk "The People's Eye" with his third eye* and this is my partner, Stone Cold.
Rock creature 2: HELL YEAH!
Unseen Captian Kirk with a slurring voice: Must......resist......painful.......puns!!!
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Monster on left: "And then he said 'That's no rockery, that's my wife!'"
Monster on Right: "Bwahahaha! Brilliant! Better than the one about Positronic ions."
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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