"Okay, two things Smock: first, Vulcans aren't supposed to have bitch-tits. Two, despite what the Playmate action figures look like, it really is *blue* not *pale-green*!"
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I'm forced to wonder how many people around here actually spell it "commpetition"...
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Amen.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
I see Sulu's laundry service has faded our uniforms again.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
After eyeing an unsuspecting crewman & imagining him covered with sprinkles, a 4XL-uni-wearing Spock has an intervention held for him by the senior staff & is soon checked into the ShiKahr branch of the Betty Ford Clinic for an acute addiction to DingDongs & crullers.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"Spock, I notice that my pies are all missing. Would you know anything about this?"
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
LOL! Sulu's being in ship's laundry originated in the 1989 In Living Color parody, 'The Wrath of Farrakhan'
It also featured the 6 inch ERTL or AMT Enterprise from the '3 models' 1701, Kl. Battle Cruiser and RomBOP retooled into a cool contitution variant (which i thought was the most special thing in the world back them) and Jim Carrey about 5 years before anyone would know who he was [except for fire-marshall bill fans of his later ILC years] doing a great impression of the bad William Shatner impression we all know and love
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
"Just TRY to say that my butt looks big in this, and I'll smack ya to Alpha Centauri. I dare you, just TRY it....."
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Kirk: "Ambassador Mollari?"
Spock: "No! I'm Spock! Look at the ears! And the hair! I'm Spock, I tell you!"
Kirk: "Then why are you speaking in a Centauri accent?"
Spock: "Erm... Well, you see, the thing about that is..." *runs away*
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Kirk: "BALDING, am I? Well you're FAT!"
Spock: "All right, that's it. Prepare for facial reorganization, Captain."
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"Hey, aren't you the late great Victor Buono of TV's 'Batman' fame?"
"No."
"Yeaaaahh...yeah, you ARE! Marge! Come look! It's King Tut! He's risen from the grave! C'mon Tut...do the dance for us!"
"No.."
"Do it!"
"No!"
"Do it NOW, Chuggles McEatalot, or I'm calling Adam West!"
"NO, gods, PLEASE! I'll dance!"
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
Spock_Parody: *Deep Intake of breath* Captain Krock, You look .. fffabulous!
Kirk_Parody: Yes I do, don't I!
Spock: Kiss me - and make me wish I were human.
Kirk: Oh I can't..
Spock: I can't hold back for very long - I will burst ..
Kirk: You surprise me, Shpook .. I've never seen this side of you. Give us a kiss..
Spock: Forget it .. the moment passed .. I'll go find Dr. LaJoy ! NOw there's a man with FIRE!!!!
[ November 13, 2001: Message edited by: Alshrim ]
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Okay. The winner of this commpetition (notice how I spelled it) is Snay, closely followed by First of Two.
