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"Okay, two things Smock: first, Vulcans aren't supposed to have bitch-tits. Two, despite what the Playmate action figures look like, it really is *blue* not *pale-green*!"
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I see Sulu's laundry service has faded our uniforms again.
-------------------- "and none of your usual boobery." M. Burns
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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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After eyeing an unsuspecting crewman & imagining him covered with sprinkles, a 4XL-uni-wearing Spock has an intervention held for him by the senior staff & is soon checked into the ShiKahr branch of the Betty Ford Clinic for an acute addiction to DingDongs & crullers.
-------------------- "The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"
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"Spock, I notice that my pies are all missing. Would you know anything about this?"
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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LOL! Sulu's being in ship's laundry originated in the 1989 In Living Color parody, 'The Wrath of Farrakhan'
It also featured the 6 inch ERTL or AMT Enterprise from the '3 models' 1701, Kl. Battle Cruiser and RomBOP retooled into a cool contitution variant (which i thought was the most special thing in the world back them) and Jim Carrey about 5 years before anyone would know who he was [except for fire-marshall bill fans of his later ILC years] doing a great impression of the bad William Shatner impression we all know and love
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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"Just TRY to say that my butt looks big in this, and I'll smack ya to Alpha Centauri. I dare you, just TRY it....."
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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