Well, it's time for the first Enterprise CapCom, but of course since they've dropped the 'Star Trek' from the name, I suppose I'll have to drop the 'CapCom' name. No, this'll never work. . .
Apologies for the quality of the image, for some reason I just can't seem to get good vidcaps from my MPEG copy of "Broken Bow."
"Who are you calling a pointy-eared son-of-a-bitch?"
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Crap on the deck once more and it's out the airlock with you
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
"Just remember -- this time, no teeth!"
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Archer: "Well you're no sheep, but I'll guess you'll have to do."
Porthos: "Rutoh" (ScoobySpeak)
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
"You have done well, you tiny brained sycophant! But soon it will be time for our plan to come to fruition!! You will order them to .. destroy the cats!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Yes Porthos! Right away Porthos"
"No one must be the wiser! They must think these are your orders! Now, BEGONE!!"
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Dog: Get your hands away from me before I sic the SPCA on you!!!
Archer: What is there to be afraid of? The End credits always say "No Animals were hurt during filming of this episode".
Dog: That's what they ALWAYS say, but NOOOOO, when people aren't looking, that's when I get shipped to the Sang-Ho Restaurant in Shanghai.
Archer: Hey, don't say that about my fav restaurant down there. They've got exquisite dishes made from special meats....
Dog: That was my brother.
[ November 16, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
Archer: Well - another adventure, Porthos .. now .. we must go back to what we always do..
Porthos: What's that..
Archer: The same thing we do everyday, Porthos... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!!!
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Narrator: "Little Porthos had saved the ship. A stunned silence gripped the bridge. But Captain Archer knew just what to say..."
Archer: "That'll do, Dog."
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Kai Archer: Your pagh is strong... but pain... deep pain...
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
"My mind to your mind... want... ARF!... pork chops..."
"Yes, I KNOW Trip called her a cold-hearted bitch, but that's NOT what he meant!"
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Archer: "That wasn't quite what I expected down there."
Apocaporthos: "Things change...long time gone."
Archer: "Yeah, yeah, that's what you said the last four times. No plague cure yet, but plenty of bacon-flavored treats stored in specially sealed vaults. I suppose that's just been a coincidence?"
Apocaporthos: "Yes."
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Hmm. I still think "Apocalypse Pooch" sounded better. 8)
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Archer: What's this? Cat fur? And you're not wearing your collar too.... it has the name "Spot" on it....
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
'Who likes Tellarian weevil dung? Who likes Tellarian weevil dung? Does Porthos like Tellarian weevil dung? Does wittle biddy Porthos like Tellarian weevil dung?'
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Archer: "Was that good for you?"
Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
Archer: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Porthos: "practicing our Darth Vader imitation again huh?"
[ November 19, 2001: Message edited by: Mojo Jojo ]
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
Archer: You got that right, Mr. Porthos!
Porthos: Quiet, you.
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Archer: Well, I guess that when T'Pol goes to her quarters tonight she will understand why we we call her deck the Poop deck.
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
Archer: Talk, you! Where'd you put my Playboy? You buried it back at that planet in the second episode, didn't you?
[ November 19, 2001: Message edited by: Veers ]
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Archer: "That's no moon! It's a space station!"
Tucker: "Um...captain?"
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
Archer: Porthos. I am your father!
Porthos: No. That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Archer: Search your feelings. You know it to be true!
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
Archer: Who needs a hug? Porthos: No, really, that's OK, John... I said...what?! What did I just say?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Snoopy: "AGAIN with the little red-haired girl. . . I'm gonna go find Woodstock."
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Yo, Lee, judge this!!!!
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
Someone must have thought it was funny to put the batteries in the ear, but they are too hard to change. _________________________________________________
Porthos: Next time that bitch says I smell bad, I'm gonna piss on her ankle!!
Archer: That's my boy!! _________________________________________________
Archer: Al, Al, help me Al, I can't get out of this one, for christ sakes Al, answer me!
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Porthos: If he touches my ass again, I'm biting him!
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Archer: Porthos, have you ever really looked at your ear?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
OK, OK. The winner is MIB, runner-up is Alshrim. 8)
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
Holy crap!! I actually won a Capcom contest! That alone has made my day!
