In the spirit of fun. If you want to flame, you know where to go.
Have at it.
[ November 25, 2001: Message edited by: Jay the Obscure ]
Posted by The Antagonist (Member # 484) on :
President Bush caught on photo in animal sex scandal. (See page 3 for story)
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Red Tie Dude: "Early bird gets the worm, eh, Mr. President? Hahaha..."
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
*Thinks about posting*
*Realizes inability to approach Shik's*
Seriously, LOL.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Blue Tie: Look on the bright side, Mr. President. It's a finer bird than Monica.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Interesting... I never knew Omega looked so much like a turkey...
Posted by Mojo Jojo (Member # 256) on :
"One mighty cold brother you have there, mr Dubya."
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Headline Washington TALIBAN DISGUISED AS TURKEY ATTACKS PRESIDENT
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
Bush: Now now, what if Laura sees us?
Posted by MIB (Member # 426) on :
Blue Tie Guy: That turkey has remarkable taste. mmmmmmmmmmm
Posted by Michael_T (Member # 144) on :
Blue Tie Guy: I don't think it was a good idea in putting that italian sausage in your pants sir.
Red Tie Guy: Ah...should I move the bird sir?
Bush: Actually it was a Slim Jim, but he's not going after it though...
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
"Pecker"
Posted by Alshrim (Member # 258) on :
Mr.President: My My!! Blue-Tie: Would you like some fries with that?
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
"Ah did NOT have sexual relations with that Turkey!!..."
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Tahna wins
Not that my vote counts ...
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Turkey: The things I have to do just to be Secretary of Agriculture!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Damn it, Tahna took my line!
Bush: Holy Jebus! I didn't know turkeys had TEETH!
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Any more takers one this one?
As opposed to *others*.... I'm actually going to judge this one.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Bush: Ah, yeah. You know the way I like it. Oh, yes, pretty bird. Take it all, Bird! Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy!? Polly wanna a cracker? Here's the cracker!
Red-Tie Guy: Ummm... Mr. President, please! Show some dignity! At least your predecessor had the decency to do this sort of thing behind closed doors of the Oval Office! (to Blue-Tie Guy) And you! What are you doing with your hands!?
Blue-Tie Guy: Ah, yeah. That's good turkey. Oh, yeah, that's good turkey. How about some stuffing, pretty bird? Oh yeah...
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Tha't my man Sieggy! Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
And the judgement shall be thus...
The Winner: Tahna Los. Regardless of what Mr. Snay had to say, one can't go wrong wtih an old standby.
Siegfried takes a very close second.
But really, we're all winner here.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Whoo-hoo! I'm second place!
So, does this mean that if for whatever reason Tahna Los is unable to fulfill his duties as winner, I get to be the winner? Ooooh...
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
*uses Winner's trophy to smash Siegfried's head into a bloody pulp*
