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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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In the spirit of fun. If you want to flame, you know where to go.

Have at it.

[ November 25, 2001: Message edited by: Jay the Obscure ]



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Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.
~ohn Adams

Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine.
~Brad DeLong

You're just babbling incoherently.
~C. Montgomery Burns

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Antagonist
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President Bush caught on photo in animal sex scandal. (See page 3 for story)

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Move .sig!!

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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Red Tie Dude: "Early bird gets the worm, eh, Mr. President? Hahaha..."

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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*Thinks about posting*

*Realizes inability to approach Shik's*

Seriously, LOL.

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The_Tom
recently silent
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Blue Tie: Look on the bright side, Mr. President. It's a finer bird than Monica.

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"I was surprised by the matter-of-factness of Kafka's narration, and the subtle humor present as a result." (Sizer 2005)

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Interesting... I never knew Omega looked so much like a turkey...
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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"One mighty cold brother you have there, mr Dubya."
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Grokca
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Headline Washington
TALIBAN DISGUISED AS TURKEY ATTACKS PRESIDENT

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"and none of your usual boobery."
M. Burns

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Veers
You first
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Bush: Now now, what if Laura sees us?

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Meh

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MIB
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Blue Tie Guy: That turkey has remarkable taste. mmmmmmmmmmm
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Mikey T
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Blue Tie Guy: I don't think it was a good idea in putting that italian sausage in your pants sir.

Red Tie Guy: Ah...should I move the bird sir?

Bush: Actually it was a Slim Jim, but he's not going after it though...

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek


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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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Alshrim Dax
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Mr.President: My My!!
Blue-Tie: Would you like some fries with that?

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~ Cry Havoc - and let slip the dogs of war!

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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"Ah did NOT have sexual relations with that Turkey!!..."

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!

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Malnurtured Snay
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Tahna wins

Not that my vote counts ...

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