Let's see what the ever fertile Flare minds can do with this one...
[ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: Jay the Obscure ]
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
"Hah! We're kicking butt in Afghanistan."
"Shit boy, I won 100 hours after I sent the troops into Iraq."
"Damn you Daddy. Can't I ever outdo you?"
"Just wait and see how much you lose re-election by ..."
Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so, Brain. But don't a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewrites have just much chance of typing the script to Threshold as they do Hamlet?"
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Baby Monkey (aka Monkey on the Right) MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! WHAT HAPPENED!? MOMMY!!!
Momma Monkey (aka Monkey on the Left) Oh my, son. That's definitely syphillis.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
little monkey: "So, anyway, that's how quantum mechanics can be explained in terms of bananas. Any questions?"
big monkey: *thinks* I'm not wearing any pants...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Or, in the same vein...
little monkey: "I find your lack of pants disturbing..."
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Little Monkey: I say, Cedric, what's this I found in the cafeteria?
Bigger Monkey (trying to stifle his laughter): That, my dear William, is what is known as a "butt plug."
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
little monkey: "Ye gods, man! You're a monkey!"
big monkey: "So are you."
little monkey: "Oh. Right. Um... Want a prune?"
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Monkeys have no afterlife.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Little Monkey: "You're really Mojo's stunt-double in the upcoming film? Wow. Can I have your autograph?"
Big Monkey: "Sure kid, but it's not as glamerous as you think. There's only so many times you can get kicked in the head before the novelty wears off."
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Big monkey: "You pays peanunts, you gets...oh, hang on."
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
These two look like a couple of sportscasters at a football (American version) game, but I'm not sure if I can imagine how they'd talk. . .
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
Monkey #1: Bill, in all my years of sportcasting I have never seen the like. I can't believe the officials arent doing anything. Oh.. and here he comes again.. going for a long shot.. and its good! right on!
Monkey #2: Well, Marty.. I seem to recall a similar incident of feces-throwing at the 84 olympics.. but never in a major league matchup. truly a sad day for monkeykind an sportsmanship.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Thank you. 8)
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Little Monkey: Is this what they call "spanking the monkey?"
Big Monkey: No.
Little monkey: Is this?
Big monkey: Not even close.
Little monkey: This??
Big monkey: Get a magazine and leave me alone.
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
*Attention, this for fun only*
Little monkey: So Rob, you plan to make criminals wear one of these stones wedged painfully up their butt when sent to jail?
Big monkey: Yes Omega. Then we move to take away their exercise rooms, club memberships and air conditioning!!
Little monkey: And dress all in scratchy burlap??? Huh Rob?? Can we do that??
Big monkey: You got it Omega. And we'll make those criminals eat glass sleep on nails.
Little monkey: Excellent.
[ December 05, 2001: Message edited by: Jay the Obscure ]
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
li'l monkey: Nothing's happening. I don't feel anything. What happens if I take another one?
big monkey: ... What?
[ December 06, 2001: Message edited by: Balaam Xumucane ]
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
Post ye who care to post for judgement comes.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Big Monkey: Come on! I'm worried here! What does the fricking thing say, already!?
Little Monkey: The Magic 8-ball says... All signs point to yes. I'm sorry, but it looks like you're going to be used to test cosmetics.
{Completely irrelevant side note, but I've finally my Excelsior post! 2000 baby! Yeah! And it only took two and three/fourth years!}
[ December 10, 2001: Message edited by: Siegfried ]
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
And the judgement shall be thus:
First Place goes to OnToMars
Second Place goes to Se�or Snay Third goes to Siegfried (for his last post) Existential Honorable Mention goes to Sol System
