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Let's see what the ever fertile Flare minds can do with this one...
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Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
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Baby Monkey (aka Monkey on the Right) MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! WHAT HAPPENED!? MOMMY!!!
Momma Monkey (aka Monkey on the Left) Oh my, son. That's definitely syphillis.
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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Little Monkey: I say, Cedric, what's this I found in the cafeteria?
Bigger Monkey (trying to stifle his laughter): That, my dear William, is what is known as a "butt plug."
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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Little Monkey: "You're really Mojo's stunt-double in the upcoming film? Wow. Can I have your autograph?"
Big Monkey: "Sure kid, but it's not as glamerous as you think. There's only so many times you can get kicked in the head before the novelty wears off."
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Big monkey: "You pays peanunts, you gets...oh, hang on."
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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Monkey #1: Bill, in all my years of sportcasting I have never seen the like. I can't believe the officials arent doing anything. Oh.. and here he comes again.. going for a long shot.. and its good! right on!
Monkey #2: Well, Marty.. I seem to recall a similar incident of feces-throwing at the 84 olympics.. but never in a major league matchup. truly a sad day for monkeykind an sportsmanship.
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Little Monkey: Is this what they call "spanking the monkey?"
Big Monkey: No.
Little monkey: Is this?
Big monkey: Not even close.
Little monkey: This??
Big monkey: Get a magazine and leave me alone.
-------------------- Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. ~ohn Adams
Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
You're just babbling incoherently. ~C. Montgomery Burns
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