Who liked the evil bisexual counterparts of Kira and Ezri.
I really liked Intendant Kira
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Navigator-"Heading, Sir?"
Kirk-"Out there...somewhere...out thatta-way."--Star Trek: TMP
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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Oh - and something that no one has answered for me before - Kira has longer hair in Season 7 but in The Emperor's new cloak - does the Indentant still have short hair?
Andrew
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"...it might be easier to study
ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the
Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000
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"...and if frogs could fly; well we'd still have this problem, but wouldn't it be cool?" - Drew Carey
Federation Starship Datalink - Starship site of the new millennium.
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"You don't need eyes to see; you need VISION"
- Faithless / Reverence
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"A gathering of Angels appeared above my head. They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said..." -Styx
Aban's Illustration www.thespeakeasy.com/alanfore
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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"Move your mind, it's gonna cost you nothing"
-Eiffel 65, Move Your Body
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Somehow we're going somewhere.
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"A gathering of Angels appeared above my head. They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said..." -Styx
Aban's Illustration www.thespeakeasy.com/alanfore
Shatner's book, "Spectre" has the divergence of the two universees at the point where the Borg invaded, before first contact with the Vulcans. I hope part two goes into a little more detail, because I like the idea. Seems the idea of another cube made people amore paranoid, and an Empire was born instead of a Federation. The Borg never returned in the mirror uni, at least, as of book one. We may see them in the next book. I don't know anything for sure.
My favorite scene in DS9 that season, was Ezri and the intendent.
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
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Obviously you refuse to cooperate with me. Obviously you have no discipline to kepp the mouth shut. Obviously you don't. Let's try it that way, then you might get the hint. How many more minutes are we going to waste asking you not to talk? How many more!?!
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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.
-Jack Handey
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Ross: "Inter arma, enim silent leges."
Bashir: "'In the time of war the law falls silent.' Cicero. Have we become a 24th-century Rome, driven by the fact that Caesar can do no wrong?!"
-Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
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Col. Maybourne: "Teal'c... It's good to see you well."
Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."
-Stargate SG-1: "Touchstone"
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"...it might be easier to study
ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the
Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000
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I can see you sweating now.
I am telepathic too.
I hear what youre thinking:
"Geez, its Daystrom. He's going to shut down my thread".
Im not here for that my friend. Ive decided not to be the thorn in your paw here. I am Daystrom and I am your friend.
Besides, I agree with you 100%
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"I can't hold it! She's breaking up, she's breaking up!"
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Really now, its just not necessary, as Daystrom has "other" plans for you and the members this BB.
And they are purely benevolent.
Dont fight your friends, my friend. We wont hurt you here.
*smiles and extends hands, palms up*
I am Daystrom and I am your friend.
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"I can't hold it! She's breaking up, she's breaking up!"
I believe that many of the members will fall before you. Perhaps it is better that we be allies instead of being at odds with each other.
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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.
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I mean, it was pretty damned obvious to everybody that Uhura was Black, and Sulu was Asian, and nobody ever made an issue of it, and there was almost no focus at all on that aspect of their characters. They were simply 'humans.' Their parts could have been played by any person of any race, as could many other minority parts on Star Trek, except when the character's background becomes of some importance to plotlines (like Chekov's "Russian joke" Chakotay's Indian spirituality, or Janeway's Irish heritage.) And even then, had they been some other nationality, that could have been written around as well.
To put a gay character on would necessitate SHOWING everybody his/her 'gayness,' in an OBVIOUS format, (since gay folks are generally indistinguishable from everybody else) thus running contrary to Trek's history of ignoring human differences in favor of commonality. It would, instead, be making an issue out of it.
At least, that's what I think. I could be wrong.
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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
Not that difficult.
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
But it would have to be introduced one step at a time.
And probably with two females at first. Even as "liberal" as the times have become, for many the implication of two men going at it is a lot harder to stomach than two women.
But it could be done if someone with the guts to take a chance put their foot down.
But what are the chances.
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"I can't hold it! She's breaking up, she's breaking up!"
with those scenes they could play around with the female characters, and ratings soared. Fans are more accepting when it comes to lesbians than gay males. If those scenes were done with guys. Ratings would plumet so far down, and of couarse there would be protests from the major religions.
So i say that they leave well enough alone and dont try to do it.
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"Look, bisexuals! And they're all so eeevil!"
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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.
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Dream on...in the end...dreams are everything...
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Jackson: "Basically, he was the original Satan."
O'Neill: "Well, isn't that special?"
-Stargate SG-1: "Serpent's Song"
If you think about it, the Dax symbiont is bisexual.
It has had male and female lovers over the years, and Jadzia once kissed "her" ex-wife...
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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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"You are stupid and evil and do not know you are stupid and evil."
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Gene Ray, Cubic
The problem with the "So much for our dinner date scene described above", is that it's not serving the story. It's just there for the purposes of saying "LOOK! THEY'RE GAY!".
Name one instance in the history of Star Trek where we've had a similar throwaway scene between people of different races? For that matter, name a scene like that's occured between a man and a woman (who aren't main characters). It's never happened. Which is why doing it with two gays would stick out like a sore thumb and would only be their to highlight the fact that gays exist in the 24th century in an extremely intrusive manner.
But yes, I enjoyed Kira's leather trousers. Oh baby. Yeah. Ooh, look, there's a life outside of my bedroom. So I am going to go to the pub with my mates, where we shall sit and talk about nothing other than bisexual Kira all night.
(That would work better if you imagine me saying it in a flat tone of voice. Typing does no favours to sarcasm).
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"I'd give anything to be able to turn invisible. I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but use them to protect the girl's locker room."
Xander Harris
It was decided that Julian Clarey [if thats how it is spellt] would make an excellent camp bridge officer, imagine him being offered to be beamed up, or being told that the Klingons were on his Starboard bow.
Jonothan Ross could be Tactical officer and each week there could be a new enemy which had to have the 'R' in its name. 'It's the b'w'een their firing dis'w'uptors.
Wonder if the anyone's thinking of doing Carry on Treking?
The other thing mentioned was that someone had heard that Seven was going to have a lesbian relationship, don't particularly like Voyager so has it happened?
How about Lesbian Borgs in space. That I would watch.
Sorry if I have offended.
And this is exactly the questionable development: The bisexual characters in the mirror universe are presented or appear as equally absurd as the whole universe. It even looks a bit like certain sexual preferences are related to mental disorders. Moreover, there are way too many bisexual characters, whereas there are none in "our" universe. I don't think that this is exactly suited to create more tolerance.
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"A few more calculations"
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Dane
"Let mental culture go on advancing, let the natural sciences progress in even greater extent and depth, and the human mind widen itself as much as it desires: beyond the elevation and moral culture of Christianity, as it shines forth in the Gospels, it will not go."
Goethe
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"Sometimes I wish the planet would be scoured with cleansing fire. Other times I just wish Frank would be."
Sol System
I wonder if there are any persons of the female persuasion reading this. I would like to know what they thought of the Kira Dax thing?
Still think that ST porn would be a good series.
Scene 1:
Cue dodgy 70's guitar music.
7 is sat in astrometrics.
In walks Harry Kim with standard issue Starfleet uniform with fly away collars.
Harry: Ah 7 this is going to be a lunch break with a difference....
I will have to start posting serious stuff from now on!
Say what you like about Porn Trek - it'd get ratings!
Actually, i do recall someone I know writing a spoof series proposal where it effectively was "Carry On Trekking". Kenneth Williams as an uptight Admiral, pestered by an amouraous Betazoid played by Hattie Jaques.
"ooooh Ambassador, PlEEEEEEase!"
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"No way man!
I've served my time in hell, and I ain't going back...
Not without a fight!"
well you were warned
Well we've got
Sex Trek
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sex Trek: Deep Throat Nine
and
Sex Trek: Voyeur
I think "The Animated Series" already has a ring to it
for the sick and twisted Sex Trek: The Motion Picture
I'm sure every one would like the Undiscovered C... ok I won't go there...
The Nexus is a cheap strip club in "Gyrations"
First Contact - doesn't really need changing either
and the EASIEST one "Ins erection" - for those with a fetish for the Ins key I guess
I guess Sex Trek: clImax won't be around too soon either
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"Who wouldn't be the one you love
Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins
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so here goes
Encounter at farpoint with a difference
The measure of a manhood
Sins of the father and what the Buttler saw
Best of both worlds shouldn't realy need an explanation
Best of Both Worlds part 2. Obviously more experimentation
Violations. It's a sado thing
I'm going to stop now. O.K.
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"Who wouldn't be the one you love
Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins
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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain
hmmmm for those of the whips and chains persuasion?
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"Who wouldn't be the one you love
Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins
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-At least I can get it up without biomechanical pumps.
-Try falling into a pit of lava, Moffy. Then see how horny you feel.
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"Can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding."
-They Might Be Giants, "Your Racist Friend"
Oh and BTW yes I do like the mirror universe plot thing apart from the character of the alternate Dr. Bashir who is too much of a pansy to be hard.
Now thats out of the way back Star Porn. HA! HA! HA!
Q: Would Klingons have soft porn, or only hard porn and harder porn?
Right this time is the last time honest.
Perhaps if Paramount are reading any of this they should consider these ideas for the next series.
'My name is captain Schlong!'
'This is first mate Busty'
Like this
(SNIP)
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"Sometimes I wish the planet would be scoured with cleansing fire. Other times I just wish Frank would be."
Sol System
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"You are stupid and evil and do not know you are stupid and evil."
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Gene Ray, Cubic
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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
-Mark Twain
Tone it down guys. I shoulda paid attention to this a long time ago.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Dane
"Mathematicians have long held that a million monkeys banging on a million keyboards would eventually reproduce the collected wisdom of the human race. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true." -- Robert Silensky
Andrew
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"Who wouldn't be the one you love
Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins
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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.
The mirror universe is not a timeline that has originated from our own. It existed, and always will exist, alongside our timeline. It is always (or at least most of the time) the exact opposite of our timeline, within the rules of physics (and budget, and viewers).
Friendly UFP <-> Hostile Empire
Hetero women <-> Bi-sexual women
Beautiful women <-> Beatiful women
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"Si vis pacem, para bellum." (If you want peace, prepare for war)
- Vegetius
Prakesh's Star Trek Site
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf