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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

....is this DS9 forum still here? Don't you think it's about time to replace it with something about the new series?

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #5

I thought I could smell some fucking petrol! - Nikki Lauda

Posted by Nemesis (Member # 255) on :

Yeah, i think we could move it over to General Discussion, but i don't think a Series 5 Forum would be useful right now... all we have are rumors.

Wouldn't it be nice ,caused by the recent Series 5 ideas, to have an own Forum concerning OUR own StarTrek series ideas?

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I think it's called "Design and Creativity."

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I think that we should use this thread to talk about the best match-ups we could have in the forums.

Which of these weddings would YOU most like to see?

Omega and Jay
JeffK and JeffR
Charles and Jubes
Simon and UM (onboard the man train)
Liam and JeffK
Liam and Quatre
Liam and whoever Jeff is trying to set him up with
Gaseous Anomoly and Orion Syndicate
MaGiC and Liz
Omega and George W Bush
Darkstar and Infinity11
Darkstar and TargetEmployee
Any of the above and a dictionary (which includes notes on syntax and punctuation)?

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

I don't know whether to be relieved or offended I'm not included in any of those pairings.

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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

And why the hell is MY name mentioned?!!! With Liam's for fuck's sake!

*notices everyone's staring at him*

Gomen! (Sorry!)

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Riiiight. ::Runs away::

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Posted by DARKSTAR on :

You make me sick, I want you and I'm hating it
Pink-"You Make Me Sick"

Posted by DARKSTAR on :

Piss Off

Posted by DARKSTAR on :

All of you are gays and lesbians

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Must have hit a nerve, there.

Of course, I should be in the running for 'marriage you're most likely to have actually happen' between me and Julie. After all, we're engaged.

Darkykin (I'd call him Darkychops, but 'chops,' I've been reliably informed, is the exclusive property of our Vogon Poet.): It's impossible for a person to be 'gay and lesbian,' so your pronouncement is gramatically flawed, as well as incorrect.

However, we DO have a few gay people here, and I think they would take umbrage at you using that term as one of derision.

Get 'im, girls!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

You think "gay" is exclusive for guys?

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited March 14, 2001).]

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Actually, it is possible for a girl to be gay and lesbian. It's just not possible for a man. That's sexist, I tells ya!

Maybe Darkie's upset because I didn't match him up with Lee? (Whose perfect partner is, I think, wee Jimmie Crankie. Or Sir David Attenborough. But I couldn't use them).

Lee & Simon. Wouldn't that be a lovely couple. Plus, they'd be able to court each other without either of them having to move countries.

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Do I have even a choice in being paired up with Liam?

I'd much rather be with Darkstar.

(OK, so he's a massive nerd! I like nerds!)

Aw, screw it. *L* I'll take em' both. Ain't I a greedy bee-otch?

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Welcome to Bookie Magnus' (The new toy, after God Magnus. He turns into a loanshark & a horse. So he can race himself) corner.

Today, we've got tons of interforum matches, and we'll use the knowledge gained from my brief - yet extraordinary - coupling with the Matrix, to decide, and predict the winners of these title bouts. What titles? I don't know, but it sounds exciting! On to the fights.

If it's your first night, you HAVE TO fight.

Omega and Jay

Seeing as how the Flameboard is their own little practice arena, these boys sure have got each other down. In arguing, I mean. Not anywhere else. Like in bed.(SORRY DARKSTAR.)

In a long, long, drawn out battle of slanderous Liberal generalizations and comparisons to Fundies and Gun-Totin' mountain men, the final blow will delivered in an unseen twist: both men realize that their passion for using and debating sterotypical political affiliations makes them co-write a comic strip similar in style to Doonesbury. But not funny. Well, more not funny than Doonesbury.

They live happily ever after.

JeffK and JeffR

At first, we would think "Ah, a battle of the Jeffs! How Penultimate!" but we would be wrong.

No, you see. Jeff Raven is apparently not a Jeff at all! I can't recall his official name, but a fake Jeffication is an automatic disqualification from the Battle of the Jeffs.

Then it's Over, you say?

NO!

JeffK (Who bears absolutely no resemblance or relation to the 1337 haxxor JeffK who also writes BETTAR THAN PENNEY ARCADE) is apparently not a Kardde either. He a Jeff Benson, which, according to the rules is another automatic disqualification, on the grounds that keeping your first name, but having a wierd non-related word next to it is wierd. And wrong.

That goes for you too, PsyLiam.

Draw.

Charles and Jubes

Oil men who sell oil in cans for squeaky beds which need oil are the real winners here.

(AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT GAY, DARKSTAR!)

Simon and UM (onboard the man train)

To the great disappointment to the many Men who like the Man Train, niether Simon nor I are currently passengers.

(DARKSTAR HAPPY!! GREAT IDEA!!)

I suppose if their were evil Men on board the Man Train (And, really, what other kinds of riders are there), we could engage in an 'Under Siege' on board the Man Train.

I'd be Steven Seagal. Mmm.......

Er, anyway, that gives me an idea for a Spec Script.

Liam and JeffK
Liam and Quatre
Liam and whoever Jeff is trying to set him up with

Liam needs some Rumpy-Pumpy. I say go for it. And I say, deliver me from Swedish furniture.

Gaseous Anomoly and Orion Syndicate

Uh. There's a difference?

They could combine to form Super Gaseous Orion Anomoly Syndicate Convoy. And have 44 points of Articulation!

*snort*

MaGiC and Liz

Well, imagination here is best. We all get different pictures of this event, and to some this is exciting. To others it's kinda wierd, and to Omega it's enough to cause him to become a Liberal.

Omega and George W Bush

Omega would win, in the same way that Monica won against Bill. Boy, did she ever win.

*Disturbing mental picture alert*
Omega.
Cigar.
*/disturbing mental picture alert*

Darkstar and Infinity11

thisfightwouldbealonganddrawnoutfightsimplybecause
bothhavethetendancytobelonganddrawnoutwithouttaking
restsoranythingvitaltofightingtheiradversaryinfinityprovidesargumentsbutdoesntw anttodefendthemdarkstarposts
numberssurleassanddoesnthaveanyideaandor
reasontopresentsuchnumbersdecidingfactoris
darkstarsapparenttriplepostinghomophobiayougot
tobetthatsomeonewhoposts greatideaisgonnabeawolverineinafight

Advantage: Darkstar

Darkstar and TargetEmployee

For the ease of Visualization, here is a textual representation of this fight.

TE: I have found that the canoncial evidence on screen supports my idea.

DS: the Romulan Heavy Cruiser FNBYS'SCK is made in 2399 and is impproved with warp 9.99999 for 34 days meaning a trip from earth to DS9 would take 4 days 38 hours and 14 seconds

TE: What episode is this from? I have not been able to identify any canoncial evidence on screen that supports your idea.

DS: I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK

At this point, TargetEmployee would pull out a phaser and disintigrate DarkStar. He works with targets, so you know he's gotta lot of experience with bullseyes, and works for a chain store, so he is probably fed up with people enough to snap.

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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."

-Darkstar

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 15, 2001).]

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Oh. My. Dear. God.

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

And I only got paired up with Liam. Again. What is it about me and Liam that makes people wanna PAIR US UP?

Explain it to me somebody.

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Jordan: That's because UM was just reusing Liam's pairings...

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Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

*still chuckling after reading the Darkstar and TargetEmployee pairing*

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"People have the right to discriminate based on religion."
-Omega, Jan 26
"There is no "seperation of church and state" in the Constitution"
-Omega, Jan 30
"A private business has the right to refuse service to any person or group, be they KKK, black, gay, or neo-nazi, regardless of reason."
-Omega, Feb 24

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Well, being a hermaphrodite I don't need your sexist snacks! Turnip shall provide!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

I'm sorry, but I must come out of the closet here - UM is my ideal mate. I've tried to deny these feelings for so long, but I just can't fight these emotions anymore. Ultra Magnus, will you marry me? 8)

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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"

- Matrix, 14/03/2001

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

*LMAO*

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #5

I thought I could smell some fucking petrol! - Nikki Lauda

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

*wails*
WAAAAITT!!
UM said he loved me!! (He did, actually)(OK, so I forget in which Topic, but he did!)

I'm so so sorry, Orion, but I just can't open myself up to you right now, not after the way Ultra's treated me, leading me like I was a toy or plaything.

*sobs*

*bawls*Where's the fucking Man Train?

Funny. Well funny.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Worringly, this is the most life this forum has had in weeks.

And UM's very funny (and bizaire) post left off Lee and Simon, the champions of our two nations!

We could try CC and Lee. But that woud end in blood.

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Hmmmmm.

Lee and CC?

Yup, there would be blood. Hell, it might even be bigger and badder than say, "The Battle of the Line" right at the end of the Earth-Minbari War.

But I digress.

Liam? You OK? Ya seem a bit subdued as of late.

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

I think somebody got a great idea with this forum, since very few people drop by you can use it to talk about people behind their backs. To clarify two things, I have long since aleviated my punctuation problem, but thanks for rubbing it in every now and then. Also to clarify, I got the idea that Darkstar is a guy and I am not gay.(sorry to dissapoint so many people

)

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Go to my site ST Infinity or you'll cause the release of another Olsen Twins movie. Do you want that on your conscience?

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Like we care one way or the other?

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Oh, do lighten up, infinichops.

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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"

- Matrix, 14/03/2001

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

*At a pause after hearing "Babylon 5"-parallel to male bonding*

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Would a gay lesbian be straight?

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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"

- Matrix, 14/03/2001

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

A better question would be, would a lesbian Liz Hurley have a threesome with me and Charisma Carpenter?

I've been subdued? Possibly because I never thought of the hilarious pairing of Liam and Lee. Think of the houirs of fun we could get (because Liam and Lee ARE SIMILAR NAMES!!!!!!)

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

With hilarious consequences.

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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"

- Matrix, 14/03/2001

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

You obviously do quattre, you wouldn't have replied otherwise. And i DO try to lighten up, but people haven't been to fair to me here, and I'm not too happy with it. I frankly do not blame Darkstar for leaving, you people probably annoyed him into it.
I don't expect you to change or anything, but you have to realise that people need to start to feel at home before you start insulting them, so they will know you're kidding, and not feel unwelcome. You may have mentioned that, but I just came here a short while ago, and I feel VERY unwelcome, although you keep saying to lighten up, why don't you? Everything I say you take seriously and then you flame me. (quattre winner's reply is an obvious example of this)

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Go to my site ST Infinity or you'll cause the release of another Olsen Twins movie. Do you want that on your conscience?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Hell, dude. You're welcome. But there's a certain "hazing" that goes on with new Flare members. And old ones, at that, I mean, Sol System's been here forever, and look at all the cracks his pant-snake gets.

It's also key to know that some things tend to irritate people here. Those include bad spelling and lack of use of shift key, enter key, etc. The other includes making figures up for warp speeds or whatever out of the blue. Those are just my observations and I'm not trying to say that people single you out for abuse based on any of those factors -- but it might be a good idea to keep that in mind.

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

I noticed that, and as to the figures I already said that I was merely stating an example because I didn't have time to look up the actual ones. Strange that people still remember the Shift thing when I haven't posted an unpunctuated post since the beggining.

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Go to my site ST Infinity or you'll cause the release of another Olsen Twins movie. Do you want that on your conscience?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Eh. I'm just pointing out what tends to push people's buttons here.

It takes seventeen point nine-four days at warp 5.454 to go from Earth to Bajor is an example

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"And i DO try to..."

"...I haven't posted an unpunctuated post since the beggining."

Y'know, I could care less about harping about punctuation anymore, it's so passe. Plus, you've made great leaps and bounds in your coherence and other things related.

But don't make unmitigated claims on the perfection of your punctuation, when it is evidenced that it is not. This has nothing to with you, Infinty, if I went around saying I was the smartest Blue Car-Carrier around, and I wasn't, that would suck.

Also, don't get upset at things that are said here and there, and certainly don't take anything personally. If you do, you shouldn't be here.

You also do not know the whole Darkstar story, and instead of "I frankly do not blame Darkstar for leaving, you people probably annoyed him into it." it's much the other way around.

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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."

-Darkstar

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I sounded like a dick in that last post. (Not the first one, I stand by that with my life)

Anyway, in real life, which, from what I've heard is nice and bright, I would be laughing and slapping your back while saying the above. Unless you think men touching you in a completely non-sexual, friendly way is too much of a strain on your sexual identity. So, I'm not mean. Or something.

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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."

-Darkstar

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"Hello, turnip."

Now pretend I'm saying this as I leap out from your bathroom, throwing wet squeaky-toys at you. Would give you a different perspective, wouldn't you say?

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

I am the Turnipal Mosaic. What's that mean, you ask? I don't know. But I think it gives me +5 protection against wet squeaky toys. And Swedish nutballs.

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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."

-Darkstar

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

I may be a swede, but I ain't no turnip. And you watch out, I just strapped on my MIGHTY CODPIECE!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

I don't want to hear about your might cod-piece, thank you very much.

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"Well, being a hermaphrodite I don't need your sexist snacks! Turnip shall provide!"

"I aint no turnip"

Well, you may not be a Turnip, but it's sexual endeavours seem to have you coming back for more. YOUR CODPIECE DOES NOTHING.

This ends here, no further. I don't think we need another OL fiasco like last time. We have no room for flaming sheep in the DS9 forum.

Now, to answer the real question of this thread:

Yes, Lee, I will. Just as long as we're late for the Man Train.

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"I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."

-Darkstar

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Nimmy's strapping a fish to his genetalia?

Talk about kinky...

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

In some countries it is rumoured to increase one's sexual prowess, but then again in other countries there was a rumour about some type of bee doing the same thing, but that proved to be big mistake for some tourists that tried it.

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Go to my site ST Infinity or you'll cause the release of another Olsen Twins movie. Do you want that on your conscience?

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Well, I must admit my dalliance with some curry at one point in my young life.

Just kidding.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

I think this will do for a new sig

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

--Nimrod 16/4/01

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

*BLINK!*

Hoo-boy. Good thing I prefer "Stovetop Stuffing".

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by dih1138 on :

What's the dealio with the turnips? And the punctuation, if I do not separate my paragraphs, do you not understand what I have written?
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Ian Hughes

[This message has been edited by dih1138 (edited March 17, 2001).]

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I think I can figure it out. That is if I drink enough to be able to do it...

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

And if we prick you, do you not bleed?

�bout the punctuation, just do your best, do what makes you comfortable.

There's great power to be siphoned from turnip. As for a connection between turnips and forumers...who knows?

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Just remember that bad punctuation, lack of paragraphs, and the whatnot, make a post harder to read. And quite frankly, with todays attention spans, most people aren't going to bother.

And all this turnip talk is masking the fact that Lee chose UM OVER ME! BOOOO!

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Bad news all round then. As of last night, I'm taken. �)

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"I never saw the TAS, there actually was sex on the bridge?"

- Matrix, 14/03/2001

Posted by Epoch (Member # 136) on :

I'm not sure if I should be laughing my ass of or running it of trying to escape this thread.

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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Here for 2 years and I've completely escaped 'main-stream' Flare member that others have.

Then again, seeing some of those pairings perhaps that's a good thing.

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Flare: Where sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Poor Liam...

My heart goes out to you. NOT! Kidding...

As for pairings, well, i'm happily paired up with Mark. Sure he's British and sure, i'm an American and there's a world of difference between us but we've been together since September of last year and we're most happy.

Makes you wanna go "Awwwww" huh? *S*

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

I'm different, nobody knows a thing about me, and I advertise on Matrix's sig.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

We know you posted your credit-card number ...

Thanks for the new computer, BTW.

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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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And homeschooling also turns you into a socially well-adjusted person, capable of talking to people without them wanting to ram a f***ing chair down your throat! - PsyLiam, 3/11/01

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

quote:

Hoo-boy. Good thing I prefer "Stovetop Stuffing".

Ba dum bum.

(I would have said "rimshot", but I think that would have been to much)

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I DO NOT ENJOY BOTH GENDERS!!!
Ultra Magnus

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Why would it have been too much?

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Kyle's mom: "What the hell's a RIM JOB???"
Cartman's mom: well...

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

*LOL*

That's terribly nasty, Nimmy.

*chortle*

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

I've got literally nothing to say...

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Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Anyone meet a Crafty Butcher lately?

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Or a hefty miner?

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Or a fat lady named Tuna?

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

Well all I can say for that credit card is try buying something.

I am not that dumb to give an authentic combination of card and name, those were completely random, I just used my own to develop a beleivable number, but I assure you it is nowhere close. And my name is most certainly not Roger Beck.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Well, that's someone's real CC number. Heh.

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

Well I guess then the owner of that credit card is so very screwed

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

And so will you when CC owner comes looking for you.

Of course WE didn't see anything, did we gang?

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

OKay, first of all that was a joke, the possibility of matching a card number and name is nill. There is no way in hell that my random number can belong to a Roger Beck(that is a random name as well) and if some people were dense enough to beleive it, well then too bad for them. I don't see how matrix could have removed money from anyone's account and I'll bet you he knew I was joking.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

You only need the number and expiration date. At least, I only need the number and expiration date. Typed it through the zon at work. No problems.

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And homeschooling also turns you into a socially well-adjusted person, capable of talking to people without them wanting to ram a f***ing chair down your throat! - PsyLiam, 3/11/01

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

I want a Charles Capps number, damnit!

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

1101-1011-1110-1010

10/01/01

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

You want a Charles Capps number? How about 666?

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No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 19, 2001).]

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

I thought it was 665 and 1/2. 'Cos Charles was really actually the "Semi-Christ".

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

I seriously doubt that you can use a random credit card for doing stuff, there has to be more protection.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :

And by the way I posted that as a joke, so you should take it as such, if you decide to purchase something on that, then YOU are commiting fraud and not me because I do not go and buy things with random credit card numbers.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001