In another (now locked) thread Timo wrote: "Timo Saloniemi (try reading that as a pseudonym!)"
Well Timo Saloniemi is an anagram of "I steal mini moo" which suggests some rather worrying cattle mutilation habits...
I'll just go and take my pills....
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
This has to do with Starships and Technology how?...
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Haven't you heard of the Timo-class warbird
Or was that the Timo-class Risian pleasure ship!?! Posted by Starship Freak (Member # 293) on :
Well, he IS the moderator...and finnish...However, cattlemutilation? The fins are known in sweden for three things: Sauna, vodka, and knifefights. Wonder which applies to dear old innocent Timo?
Posted by Timo (Member # 245) on :
Actually, I come from a long line of cattle mutilators. Daddy heads the Veterinary Faculty here at the University of Helsinki, and sure enough, I've had the urge to steal some of the aaaaadorable mini-moos from the Faculty Hospital every now and then. But dad keeps telling me that animals require proper care, and what I could provide just does not meet the standards of bovine habitability.
I could try swine, though.
Timo Saloniemi
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
No, no, no, Timo. Swine requires a type three phase inverter for proper mutilation. Cattle only requires a type five owing in part to their four internal digestion processors. Completely incompatible.
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Timo's dad works at Bovine University.
Posted by Capped In Mic (Member # 709) on :
thats the best thing anyones said all week!
Posted by David Templar (Member # 580) on :
This is a fine demonstration of a subspace computer malfunction, caused by repeated blows to the main processor with a tritanium bat.
Posted by Timo (Member # 245) on :
Or pouring of ngaan-flavored milkshake into it. C'mon, let's move this malfunction somewhere else. The Lounge, I guess.
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