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Identity Crisis
Defender of the Non-Canon
Member # 67

posted

In another (now locked) thread Timo wrote:
"Timo Saloniemi (try reading that as a pseudonym!)"

Well Timo Saloniemi is an anagram of "I steal mini moo" which suggests some rather worrying cattle mutilation habits...

I'll just go and take my pills....

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Veers
You first
Member # 661

posted

This has to do with Starships and Technology how?...

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Meh

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

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Haven't you heard of the Timo-class warbird [Smile]

Or was that the Timo-class Risian pleasure ship!?! [Smile]

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Starship Freak
Active Member
Member # 293

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Well, he IS the moderator...and finnish...However, cattlemutilation? The fins are known in sweden for three things: Sauna, vodka, and knifefights. Wonder which applies to dear old innocent Timo?

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Timo
Moderator
Member # 245

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Actually, I come from a long line of cattle mutilators. Daddy heads the Veterinary Faculty here at the University of Helsinki, and sure enough, I've had the urge to steal some of the aaaaadorable mini-moos from the Faculty Hospital every now and then. But dad keeps telling me that animals require proper care, and what I could provide just does not meet the standards of bovine habitability.

I could try swine, though.

Timo Saloniemi

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
Member # 29

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No, no, no, Timo. Swine requires a type three phase inverter for proper mutilation. Cattle only requires a type five owing in part to their four internal digestion processors. Completely incompatible.

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Grokca
Senior Member
Member # 722

posted

Timo's dad works at Bovine University.

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
Member # 709

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thats the best thing anyones said all week!

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David Templar
Saint of Rabid Pikachu
Member # 580

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This is a fine demonstration of a subspace computer malfunction, caused by repeated blows to the main processor with a tritanium bat.

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Timo
Moderator
Member # 245

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Or pouring of ngaan-flavored milkshake into it. C'mon, let's move this malfunction somewhere else. The Lounge, I guess.

Timo Saloniemi

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