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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Inspired by other parodies and everyone's fascination with Pre-TOS ideas for Series V, here's my parody. This episode will just give a rundown of the characters and stuff. You'll recognize the characters from the cast list posted in Gen Disc

The characters will be played by famous Hollywood actors

Captain Jackson Archer - Harrison Ford
Sub-Commander T'Pau - Lexa Doig
Commander Charlie 'Spike' Tucker - Charlie Sheen
Doctor Phlox - Gilbert Gottfried
Lieutenant Joe Mayweather - Michael Clarke Duncan
Lt. Commander Malcolm Reed - Russell Crowe
Ensign Hoshi Sato - Jessica Alba

The ship will be the UES Enterprise. This is Pre-UFP, too. And, seeing as where the ship doesn't have nacelles, it doesn't have warp drive. It has an unexplained form of FTL flight. It's so obscure, even I don't know what it is.

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"Let's make sure history never forgets the name... Enterprise"
- Alternate Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise"

[This message has been edited by Fabrux (edited March 11, 2001).]

Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

LOL! What an... *interesting* cast...

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Jessica Alba.

*drool*

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Jessica Marie Alba as a Japanese woman. RIIIIGHT.

Try Megumi Hayshibara. Or others. I have a whole list of Japanese cuties here.

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Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

I'm trying to imagine Lexa Doig as a Vulcan...

Does she have to have that corny "black cap" hairstyle?

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

If you recall, both T'Pring and Saavik had longer hair, so no.

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"Let's make sure history never forgets the name... Enterprise"
- Alternate Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise"

Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :

Oh good....

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You know, you really should keep a personal log. Why bore others needlessly?
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Posted by Re'k on :

Megumi-chan! Yes! Cast Megumi!
Six million bonus points if she casts "Explosion Array" in the corridor. Yes, I know this isn't animated. I want to blow the entire CGI VFX budget in one all-consuming blast.

What? No magic in Star Trek? Pfft. Magic is just tech you don't understand yet, right?

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

I, uh...I hope you're gonna clean all that up there.

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