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Inspired by other parodies and everyone's fascination with Pre-TOS ideas for Series V, here's my parody. This episode will just give a rundown of the characters and stuff. You'll recognize the characters from the cast list posted in Gen Disc
The characters will be played by famous Hollywood actors
Captain Jackson Archer - Harrison Ford Sub-Commander T'Pau - Lexa Doig Commander Charlie 'Spike' Tucker - Charlie Sheen Doctor Phlox - Gilbert Gottfried Lieutenant Joe Mayweather - Michael Clarke Duncan Lt. Commander Malcolm Reed - Russell Crowe Ensign Hoshi Sato - Jessica Alba
The ship will be the UES Enterprise. This is Pre-UFP, too. And, seeing as where the ship doesn't have nacelles, it doesn't have warp drive. It has an unexplained form of FTL flight. It's so obscure, even I don't know what it is.
------------------ "Let's make sure history never forgets the name... Enterprise" - Alternate Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise"
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Shik
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Jessica Marie Alba as a Japanese woman. RIIIIGHT.
Try Megumi Hayshibara. Or others. I have a whole list of Japanese cuties here.
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
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Megumi-chan! Yes! Cast Megumi! Six million bonus points if she casts "Explosion Array" in the corridor. Yes, I know this isn't animated. I want to blow the entire CGI VFX budget in one all-consuming blast.
What? No magic in Star Trek? Pfft. Magic is just tech you don't understand yet, right?
Shik
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I, uh...I hope you're gonna clean all that up there.
------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid