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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Keanu Reeves wants to be the next Batman. And he wants Jack Nicholson back as the Joker. Allegedly.

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

As bad as the second and thrid "Batman" movies were, I think I'll pass.

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

'Batman: Return of the Joker' or something like that is what I heard it will be. Rumored extra bad guys: Harly Quinn (Now I know why she may be in this movie) and the Mad Hatter.

It is said to begin right where the first (modern) Batman movie ended.

I hope it's more story and less SFX.

BTW: I was just starting to update my aliases to NightWing today, I hope they'll 'introduce' him in this movie.

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

"Whose rose is this?"
"It's not a rose, it's an acid-filled killer baby."
"Whose acid-filled killer is this?"
"It's Joker's, baby."
"Who is Joker?"
"Joker's dead, baby. Joker's dead."

*fires Batarang into wall, and swings away.

Next up, "The Commissioner Gordon Situation"*

"Jesus, Alfred, this here's some serious coffee y'all got. See, me an' Dick, we woulda settled for some cheap stuff, but you go an' lay this gourmet sh*t on us..."

"Cut the crap, Brucie. I know the coffee's great; I buy it. When Mrs. Whassaname buys the coffee, she buys sh*t. I buy the good coffee because because I like to taste my coffee. So don't be goin' on about how good the coffee tastes."

"But the Bat Signal.."

"Did you see a sign above in the clouds that said 'Crazed Vigilante Storage', did you?"

"Heeey, come on Alfred, you know.."

"DID YOU SEE A SIGN IN THE CLOUDS THAT SAID 'CRAZED VIGILANTE STORAGE'?!"

"No."

"And do you know why there's no sign in the sky? Because Commisioner f*cking Gordon is on his way here, and do you know what he's gonna do when he sees you two rubber plants in here? He's gonna freak. Not just 'No planning permission for the golf course', no more lunches with the City fathers, he's gonna get our asses kicked outta Gotham! And I don't wanna get my ass kicked outta Gotham. I love Gotham. I can get tables here!"

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Can you tell I'm trying my best to avoid studying?

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

*LOL*

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

The title of this thread scares me. It really does...

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

The second and third Batman movies were bad? Don'tcha mean the third and forth? In fact, doesn't the awfullness of the forth pretty much give it it's own catagory of awfulness only inhabited by The Black Hole and Speed 2?

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

I read a lot about the comics scene. One magazine routinely refers to the fourth movie as the one that "killed the franchise."

Keanu Reeves as Bruce Wayne. Jeez, and I thought Val Kilmer was too young. Hey, why not just get one of the Back Street Boyz? Is McCauley Caulkin still working? Maybe Jake Lloyd?