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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Baloo: [QB] 1. Does Charles like pastry, or does he like sheep? [list=1] Actually, he likes both, but in what capacity, I am not at liberty to say. [/list] 2. Raise your hand if you think Sol should be interrogated next. [list=1] You tell me. Is my hand raised or not? [/list] 3. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? [list=1] The number varies, but the average result (without biting) is between 512 and 1024, depending upon variable factors such as tongue size, force of lick, tongue humidity, etc. [/list] 4. The Cult of Dr. Pepper or the Cult of Curry? [list=1] Neither. The Cult of <Font size=+1>C</font>hocolate! [/list] 5. Where do babies come from? [list=1] Jubilee, I am shocked and surprised that someone as worldly as yourself would have to ask that question. The answer, of course, is one of 27 baby factories scattered across the globe. Only the finest ingredients are used to produce children at these facilities. Immediately after manufacture, the new babies are shipped by temporal express to their new parent(s). Of course, there are some sceptics who insist that child production is a biological process. Luddites! [/list] 6. Which tastes better, Pepsi or Coke? [list=1] It depends largely upon what one has mixed with them. Both are too sweet for my tastes unless watered down with a passably good (though not excellent) brandy or excellent bourbon. [/list] 7. Who can tell the difference, anyways?! [list=1] Anyone who doesn't suffer from color blindness. Coke comes in a red can, while pepsi has a red and blue theme to their cans. If you're feeling literate, you may try reading the label. Coke is plainly labeled as such, while Pepsi is labeled Pepsi (astonishing revelation, this). There is very little ground for misinterpretation, unless you suffer a severe cognitive impairment. [/list] 8. LEMON curry?! [list=1] Not on [i]MY[/i] watch! [/list] 9. Who originally wrote the song "Istanbul(not Constantinople)"? [list=1] As the lyrics are copyrighted by [b]They Might Be Giants[/b], it seems reasonable to assume they wrote the song. However, I recall hearing a an older (swing) version in a movie that (may have been) made in the 1940s. The search continues for definitive proof. [/list] 10. How many of us are crazy? (would you know if you were?) [list=1] I've known about [i]me[/i] for years. How long have you suspected your own sanity? [/list] 11. Who was greek mythology's Creon married to? [list=1] Look as I may, I can't find a thing. I do know his sister was Jocasta, and you [i]don't[/i] want to know about his nephew. [/list] 12. Do I look fat in this? [list=1] Why no! You look as slender as can be in that. (Hint to other males: There is no correct answer to the above question. Women ask us that when they want to be angry with us, but need a reason. As I am unmarried to Jubilee, It matters not to me how she looks or whether she's mad at me. If she's mad, she should never have asked the question. Besides, she'll get over it, as will I.) [/list] 13. Who is actually going to judge the Cappscoms? [list=1] If that is a sly attempt to enlist a volunteer, count me out, thankyouverymuch! [/list] 14. Will Baloo ever cease to provide us with entertaining posts sent to him by some relative or other? [list=1] My supply of entertaining relatives is only slightly more difficult to calculate than the last digit of pi. The answer is no. [/list] 15. Is Sol wierder than Baloo, or is Baloo wierder, or are we all weird and they're the sane ones? [list=1] I'm more experienced at being wierd than Sol, therefore I claim to be the wierdest. If Sol wants to claim the title of "Most Bizarre Person in these Forums", I will not block his path to greatness. [/list] 16. How many times will I tell myself to do my laundry before I actually DO it?! [list=1] As I am not a psychic, I would guess the number of times you tell yourself to do the laundry has less to do with it than whether you still have anything clean to wear. [/list] 17. Has the Pompatus of Love lost his touch? [list=1] I dunno. Has he touched anyone lately? [/list] 18. Is Tachy a pompous ass, or is it just PMS? [list=1] Neither. He's French, and has far more taste and discernment regarding all things than the rest of us mortals. Of course, in France, Jerry Lewis is considered a comedic genius, so make of the above statement what you will. [/list] 19. Alas, poor Yorick ........... [list=1] Oh, give it up, already! The guy's been dead for centuries. Bury the skull and get over it! Sheesh! [/list] 20. Is Monty really Foxy? [list=1] I have observed Monty displaying some distinctly vulpine characteristics upon occasion. Eating field mice isn't one of them. Draw your own conclusion. [/list] --Baloo [/QB][/QUOTE]
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