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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Siegfried: [QB] I am reminded of my friend Kevin. Kevin, for some strange reason, believes that direct current electricity is far superior to alternating current electricity. Don't ask me why; I simply tune him out when he steps on his soapbox and starts preaching about how DC is the superior, master race of electrons while AC is simply an inferior poseur. On occassion, yes, he stepped on an actual soapbox. My mom was pissed because it was an antique. One night at a party Kevin was hosting, someone goaded him into his spiel of DC > AC. My eyes glazed over, so I went into the kitchen to help myself to a Dr Pepper with a splash of amaretto. When I came back, Kevin was shouting, "I'll show you!" He immediately whipped out his penis and jammed it into the nearest electrical outlet. He got quite a shock. To this day, I have no idea exactly what point he was trying to make. To this day, whenever I hear a macevangelist decide to start the fire and brimstone routine, I remember the sight of Kevin sticking his penis into an electrical outlet. And I giggle. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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