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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tahna Los: [QB] A modification of Jeff Raven's Joke. I got this in the mail last year........ There were two kings from two kingdoms. One of the kings was very powerful because he had a throne with magic powers. The weak king called one of his counts to assemble an army (knights, pages, etc) in order to obtain the powerful king's throne. The count's army trudged along for a day or two until they came upon the powerful king's castle. The Castle entrance was guarded by a large yellow monster with huge hands. The army attacked the monster and was decimated, except for the count and two 8-year old pages who did not engage in the fight. The count fled, but the pages, being very frightened, hid until nightfall. When night came along, the pages peeked from their hiding place and saw that the monster was asleep, and his large hand was blocking the entrance. The pages, being only 8 years old, were able to squeeze through the yellow fingers and gain entrance to the castle. [b]Moral 1: Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers.[/b] Once inside the castle, the pages were able to find the throne. Combined, they were strong enough to lift it. The monster gave them no trouble since they had the powerful throne, and they were able to carry it out of the castle. Soon, the two pages were very tired, and stopped at a grass house to rest. The farmer who lived there, decided to let them stay at his house. The throne was "hid" in the farmer's attic. Later, the farmer killed the pages so he could get the throne to himself. The Farmer then went to bed, only to have the throne crashing through the ceiling, crushing and killing the farmer. [b]Moral 2: people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones[/b] When the powerful king found his throne missing the next day, he ordered his army to kidnap the weak king's count in order to divulge the location of the throne. King: Where is the throne? Count: I will not tell you. King: Then I will have you killed! Executioner, cut off his head! Count: (as the axe is swinging down...) Okay! I will tell you! THWACK!!!!! [b]Moral 3: Don't hatchet your counts before they chicken[/b]. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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