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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cargile: [QB] Okay now. These two (your disliked ethic person here(YDEPH)) decided to go hunting but had never done it before. So they get their hunting gear together and go over to the game wardens office for some advice. They ask the warden what should they do if they happen to get lost. The warden replies, "Fire three shots in the air and we'll come out for you." The YDEPHs agree that that is fairly simple and head on out into the forrest to hunt. Well they are looking around and haven't found anything to kill, so they venture deeper into the woods unitl they have convinced themselves that they are lost and as the sun is sinking below the treetops they fire their three shots and wait. After an hour they are still waiting. YDEPH1 suggests to his friend that he ought to fire another three shots. He concurs and does so. About dusk, no warden has arrived and the YDEPHs are getting nervous. YDEPH1 says, "You better fire another three shots." YDEPH2 gives a uneasy look, "I don't know, we are about all out of arrows." AND why not this one too. . .( I made it up.) How many trekkers does it take to change a light-bulb? 1 to open the floor up for discussion. 5 to moderate the discussion. 10 to ask why the old one has blown. 12 to compare the new bulb from the old in indept analyse. 25 to discuss how long the new bulb will last, and what the bulb has done during times of being on. 31 to flame bulbs and bulb users. 3 to list all bulbs used and 156 to discuss those lists. 35 to find all manner of humourous things about bulbs. 41 to discuss specifications, different bulb classes, and bulb design. 20 to discuss bulb sockets. 15 to talk about bulbs in general. and 8 to draft up new fandom pictures of possibles bulbs. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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