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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Montgomery: [QB] To deal with the meanace of mobile phones whilst driving, merely fit one these handy little Acme EM Pulse Generators to your dashboard. It's highly directional transmitter is encased in an attractive leather case that makes it the ideal accessory for your motor vehicle. Should you desire to use it, merely aim your Acme EMPG at your desired victim car. The press of your horn will discharge the unit, and treat the miscreant to an alarming introduction to the downside of electrical appliances you put near your face. For a small additional sum, a bonnet-mounted phaserbank can be supplied, for those troublesome drivers who cut you up or otherwise endanger your person. Small, discreet, and operating at 500MWatts. All for �399.99/ $599.99 BTW, we drive on the only logical side of the road. How can one JOUST if one drives on the RIGHT?!?!?!?! [IMG]http://solareclipse.net/Forums/wink.gif[/IMG] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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