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We can't get along wiht the political left!!!! We must defeat them!
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jay the Obscure: [QB] General 1: Sir, we [b]must[/b] keep pouring money into missile defense -- to protect our nation from the dire threat of a first strike nuclear attack by, um, Saddam Hussein. General 2: Or someone. Dubya: No problemo boys! Spend as much as you [b]need[/b] Trent Lott: Mister President, I'm very concerned about the possibility that [b]large radioactive lizards[/b] may one day rise from the ocean floor and wreak havoc and destruction on this great nation! We need to build an anti-lizard submarine fleet [b]immediiately![/b] Preferably in my district. Dubya: Sounds good to me, Trenteroo! Business person: What if the Earth were bombarded by [b]strange cosmic rays[/b] which turned the newly dead into mindless zombies with an insatiable hunger for [b]living flesh?[/b] Why take the risk, sir -- when Lockheed-Martin is ready to begin working on advanced anti-zombie technology [b]today?[/b] Dubya: Go to it guys! Better safe than [b]sorry![/b] Scientist: Sir, the vast majority of scientists in the [b]world[/b] believe that global warming is a real and imminent threat -- and the few who disagre are are almost [b]invariably[/b] on the oil industry's [b]payroll![/b] It's [b]imperative[/b] that we take action! Dubya: Oh, for cryin' out loud! That's the craziest thing I've ever [b]heard![/b] Will somebody please show [b]chicken little[/b] here to the door? And get me and update on the zombie menace [b]pronto![/b] ~~~~~ I just love [URL=http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2001/07/23/tomo/index.html]Tom Tommorow[/URL] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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