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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Thoughtcancer: [QB] I happen to know Joe Squarejaw, and asked him if he would indeed do these things. Joe Squarejaw looked me square in the eye, and said: "Son, all hypotheticals aside, We here would never let Commies in the country in the first place. I happen to watch "Red Dawn" every Sunday night, after church, just to remember the reasons why I am loaded for bear at all times. So you see, it would never be necessary for me to strap dyno-mite (sic) on my person. I'd just shoot 'em dead with some double-ought buck, and have a Bud." Joe Squarejaw's wife Mary Jane had a similar opinion. "We ain't here because our great-granddaddies were nice people, man. We're here because they were some mean sons of bitches." She then thoughtfully spit a wad of chaw out into the spitoon before proceeding. "I reckon they'd have a fight on their hands, that's for sure." Anyway, seeing as how neither one of them actually answered the question, I decided to talk to their son, Buck. Buck, who was All-State Quarterback two years in a row until his knee was blown out in a game against Tulsa, had this to say. "Dude. If it got that bad, I'd do it. Hell. I've got nothin' to live for now, anyway. My knee done gone bad." There you have it folks. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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