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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TSN: [QB] [i]1. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?[/i] *starts to explain, but three men in dark coats and sunglasses come in and take him away* [i]2. Skinnydipping, anyone?[/i] I don't think Skinny has dipped anyone recently, but I hear he's due for a comeback... [i]3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?[/i] A survey conducted by the FCC and the BBB in 1956 showed that one in five people prefer to eat their hot dogs in some manner other than in a bun. Government regulation over the past 43 years has eventually forced all companies who sell hot dogs and buns in equal numbers out of business. [i]4. So how many people won UK passports?[/i] I have no bloody idea... :-) [i]5. "This, above all: _________________"[/i] "...to thine own elf be nude." [i]6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?[/i] Trust me, you [i]don't[/i] want to know! *actually, has no idea* :-) [i]7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?[/i] Baloo. [i]8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?[/i] Well, by definition, if it's the largest, there can be only one. And, if that be the case, it must belong to the Highlander... :-) [i]9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*[/i] The computer, or the sweater? :-) [i]10. "Once upon a time, __________________"[/i] "...there lived three weasels: a papa weasel, a mama weasel, and a little weasling. One day, the weasels were just sitting down to eat their acorn sludge, when little Baby weasel (who preferred 'Baby', to his real name 'Quentin Murgatroyd Ferretman IV') screamed like a banshee, 'MY SLUDGE IS TOO F***ING HOT!!!'. The weasel parents agreed that their sludge was also too f***ing hot, so they all decided to go out and rob a bank while they waited for it to cool. Now, while they were gone, Goldiechops happened across their home. Since the absentminded rodents had left their door open, the amoral young delinquent decided to go in and see what she could rip off. When she got inside, she found three bowls of acorn sludge on the table. She took one taste and nearly vomited. She perched the bowls over the doorway, and snuck out the window. When the weasels came home, the first thing they were greeted w/ was three bowls of sludge poured over their heads. Baby weasel was the only one who had any comment: 'S***!'" [/QB][/QUOTE]
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