1. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?
2. Skinnydipping, anyone?
3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?
4. So how many people won UK passports?
5. "This, above all: _________________"
6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?
7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?
8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?
9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*
10. "Once upon a time, __________________"

Thanks to FrankG for question #1
Dont forget CREATIVITY counts!

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10 days and counting........
*HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*
"Never underestimate the light side .......... ...... of duct tape."

2)You seem to imply that I normally wear clothing...

3) Two in a bun! Yum! Ooo, suit you madam!

4) Everybody who got enough points as I said. Losers take heart, you can still try at the Home Office.

5) Wear Sunscreen! (LOL!)

6) <8-[....] (Jaw dropping smilie)

7) Alan Partidge?

8) There's said to one inside the Great Pyramid of Egypt. The Egyptians worshipped cats you know...Because they thought they were funny.

9) Nope. A PC neither!

10) ...but she was drunk and thought I was someone else.

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"It seems strange that I, Kudos, a doubter, should be given this luxurious window seat whilst you.... AGEING with age, rot away in that disgrace of an aisle seat. Ha, Hah!
Where is your God now old woman?!"
"Jesus, I'm sorry I asked...!"

- THE BIG BUS

1. Unknown; it was made by those backward Mac people.
2. Sure. I'll bring the pool.
3. "It is the order of things."
4. I suppose that depends on how well we all scored.
5. "This, above all: When chasing ducks, be sure to keep a distance from, er, 'surprises.'"
6. I think we should erect a monument in honour of this one...
7. I recall his name being Sir Oxymoron...
8. I really don't care as long as they're not located on a tip of a mountain overlooking my house...
9. Those who shall reply and be swiftly executed.
10. "Once upon a time, those silly humans used to believe the Earth revolved around their star."

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Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")

[Hehe. *fixes typo* Probably more though...]

*starts to explain, but three men in dark coats and sunglasses come in and take him away*

2. Skinnydipping, anyone?

I don't think Skinny has dipped anyone recently, but I hear he's due for a comeback...

3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?

A survey conducted by the FCC and the BBB in 1956 showed that one in five people prefer to eat their hot dogs in some manner other than in a bun. Government regulation over the past 43 years has eventually forced all companies who sell hot dogs and buns in equal numbers out of business.

4. So how many people won UK passports?

I have no bloody idea... :-)

5. "This, above all: _________________"

"...to thine own elf be nude."

6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?

Trust me, you don't want to know!
*actually, has no idea* :-)

7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?

Baloo.

8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?

Well, by definition, if it's the largest, there can be only one. And, if that be the case, it must belong to the Highlander... :-)

9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*

The computer, or the sweater? :-)

10. "Once upon a time, __________________"

"...there lived three weasels: a papa weasel, a mama weasel, and a little weasling. One day, the weasels were just sitting down to eat their acorn sludge, when little Baby weasel (who preferred 'Baby', to his real name 'Quentin Murgatroyd Ferretman IV') screamed like a banshee, 'MY SLUDGE IS TOO F***ING HOT!!!'. The weasel parents agreed that their sludge was also too f***ing hot, so they all decided to go out and rob a bank while they waited for it to cool. Now, while they were gone, Goldiechops happened across their home. Since the absentminded rodents had left their door open, the amoral young delinquent decided to go in and see what she could rip off. When she got inside, she found three bowls of acorn sludge on the table. She took one taste and nearly vomited. She perched the bowls over the doorway, and snuck out the window. When the weasels came home, the first thing they were greeted w/ was three bowls of sludge poured over their heads. Baby weasel was the only one who had any comment: 'S***!'"

2) *Looks down* Nope.

3) I had a habit of eating raw hot dogs long ago.

4) My dad had one since his birthplace was Hong Kong.

5) *looks up* Above what?

6) Don't know. Anyone heard of a drink called a "Blowjob"? (For those with a weak heart, it DOES exist, known for the large amount of whip cream on the top.) And no, I've tried neither. I don't drink Alcohol. Guess that makes me a boring person.

7) Ummmmmm........

8) Ummmmmm........

9) I bought a Big Mac for lunch today. Does that count?

10) ....... it was a dark and stormy night....... (one horrible beginning followed by another....)

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

It works like this...

2.) Skinnydipping, anyone?

I barely ever go swimming with my clothes on

3.) Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?

I don't think this is true any longer.

4.) So how many people won UK passports?

I don't know, and I can't seem to come up with a humorous bluff.

5.) This, above all: To thine own self be true. Failing that, just get as much money as you can and take a trip.

6.) What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?

Dinner and a movie, if you're charming enough.

7.) Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?

Swingers.

8.) How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?

Three. Here, here, and over there.

9.) Who here owns a mac? *grrr*

Frank, of course.

10.) Once upon a time, my life had direction and purpose. Now, I have weekends.

1.< chemistry student mode> Well, there is the way that Sol has provided, but there is another way, which works much better. First of all, Teflon does stick to something...Teflon. Teflon is made of long chains of carbon atoms, with flouride substituants. What they do is have another type of teflon, made with flourine, but also another halide, that will bond with the metal surface of the pan. One side of the teflon sticks to the pan, while the other side sticks to the teflon that does not contain the bonding halide, Thus making teflon stick to teflon that sticks to the pan...hehehe. *bows* < /chem student mode>
2. You bring the nonfat cool whip, I'll bring the strawberries!
3. What Frank said.
4.Not I. I don't think I'd blend in very well. My British accent sounds like Australian, and my Australian sounds like its British(as natives of both those countries have told me).
5. My IQ.
6. Wouldn't you like to know, Ms. Sex Goddess...
7. Leisure Suit Larry, of course.
8. 42.
9. *makes applesauce out of Frank*
10. ...someone got the idea to subject forum patrons to a series of questions over and over and over again... That person was never heard from again.

2. There's another way to swim?

3. It's another government conspiracy.

4. Close, but no cigar.

5. *decides to answer properly* ...to thine own self be true. Hamlet, Act I, Scene III

6. *moves his hand in a lewd motion* No comment.

7. Wasn't it Elvis?

8. No one will ever know.

9. *looks at Frank* He does! I on the other hand, do not.

10. Someone wrote a story that began "Once upon a time..."

*sigh*

But no, my life is nowhere near that interesting. I haven't been near a pool for almost a year now.

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Blackadder: I'm King *drops dead*

I think it has something to do with sandblasting it on, but I'm not certain.

2. Skinnydipping, anyone?

If you mean swimming naked... No. If you mean dipping my enemies (skinny or no) in a vat of boiling oil... Maybe.

3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?

*Nature show host speak* Here we see a rather remarkable trait developed by the warmicus wooficus, also known as the common hot dog. In order for two (a male and a female) to survive the onslaught of human consumption, they flock together in groups of ten. Since it is generally known that hot dogs are consumed in a one-to-one ratio with their symbiotic counterparts, the breadicus coveris, the two aforementioned hot dogs survive to ensure more hot dogs in the future. *End nature show host speak*

4. So how many people won UK passports?

There was a contest?

5. "This, above all: _________________"

This above all: Tines are our friends.

6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?

I don't know, nor do I wish to know.

7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?

Aliens. When the symbiotic leisure suit attaches itself to a human host, it creates a disc jockey of the sort that Jon became in a certain Garfield cartoon episode.

8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?

I don't know, but I would hope that they were nowhere near any "World's Largest Ball of Cats," or else there would be a really big mess.

9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*

She hath spoken the evil word! Attach the Stone of Shame!

10. "Once upon a time, __________________"

Once upon a time, the universe existed as a fiery point. Then, that point exploded, sending matter flinging to the far points of the cosmos... *Krenim then starts listing important event in history* ...and then sporks were invented. The End.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

It's a quantum subspace fracture that is held together by the conversion of a multidimension, transintergalactic piece of sticky tape.

2. Skinnydipping, anyone?

Not now, my aunt is watching.

3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?

They were designed by the crew from baywatch?

4. So how many people won UK passports?

Three people. They all went mad and then married the same horse, on the same day in brussels.

5. "This, above all: _________________"

Curry?

6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?

2 litres of stuff

7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?

Alan Greenspan.

8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?

521 0000 00000 000000. Where is it? It's the matrix.....

9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*

El Frank de belisimo.

10. "Once upon a time, __________________"

There was a bog called Troy. Troy was very red. So they used him as a traffic light......

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"I have only one purpose, the destruction of Hitler.....If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourbale reference to the devil in the House of Commons".

-Winston Churchill