Post A Reply
my profile
|
directory
login
|
search
|
faq
|
forum home
»
Flare Sci-Fi Forums
»
Community
»
Forum Competitions
»
Live, In stereo, 10 Questions!!
» Post A Reply
Post A Reply
Login Name:
Password:
Message:
HTML is enabled.
UBB Code™ is enabled.
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Krenim: [QB] 1. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan? I think it has something to do with sandblasting it on, but I'm not certain. 2. Skinnydipping, anyone? If you mean swimming naked... No. If you mean dipping my enemies (skinny or no) in a vat of boiling oil... Maybe. [IMG]http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif[/IMG] 3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8? *Nature show host speak* Here we see a rather remarkable trait developed by the [i]warmicus wooficus[/i], also known as the common hot dog. In order for two (a male and a female) to survive the onslaught of human consumption, they flock together in groups of ten. Since it is generally known that hot dogs are consumed in a one-to-one ratio with their symbiotic counterparts, the [i]breadicus coveris[/i], the two aforementioned hot dogs survive to ensure more hot dogs in the future. *End nature show host speak* 4. So how many people won UK passports? There was a contest? 5. "This, above all: _________________" This above all: Tines are our friends. 6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"? I don't know, nor do I wish to know. [IMG]http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif[/IMG] 7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits? Aliens. When the symbiotic leisure suit attaches itself to a human host, it creates a disc jockey of the sort that Jon became in a certain Garfield cartoon episode. 8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located? I don't know, but I would hope that they were nowhere near any "World's Largest Ball of Cats," or else there would be a really big mess. 9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr* She hath spoken the evil word! Attach the Stone of Shame! 10. "Once upon a time, __________________" Once upon a time, the universe existed as a fiery point. Then, that point exploded, sending matter flinging to the far points of the cosmos... *Krenim then starts listing important event in history* ...and then sporks were invented. The End. [/QB][/QUOTE]
Instant Graemlins
Instant UBB Code™
What is UBB Code™?
Options
Disable Graemlins in this post.
*** Click here to review this topic. ***
© 1999-2024 Charles Capps
Powered by UBB.classic™ 6.7.3