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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Baloo: [QB] 1. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan? <Blockquote>Teflon is a myth perpetuated by the DuPont corporation in the certain knowledge that non-stick aluminum doesn't sound "sexy" enough, but some mysterious non-stick substance with a scientific-sounding name will move tons of product regardless of whether it exists or not.</blockquote> 2. Skinnydipping, anyone? <Blockquote>You don't want to see some of the people here naked. Trust me. I know these things.</blockquote> 3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8? <Blockquote>The Gnomes of Zurich decreed it be thus as a concession to the baked goods industry. In compensation, the meat-packing industry is allowed to use any substance whatsoever in the construction of these pseudo-sausages. That is one of the reasons Jimmy Hoffa is still missing.</blockquote> 4. So how many people won UK passports? <Blockquote>No. The more correct question is: "How many people [i]wanted[/i] UK passports. I would, if someone offered to give me a guided tour of all the pubs within a 2,000 mile radius of London (distance chosen on the basis that there may be such things in Scotland, Wales, Ireland, and possibly even the European Continent, and I don't want to miss a one).</blockquote> 5. "This, above all: _________________" <Blockquote>If you forget to put the seat down, you're twenty-seven kinds of oaf, but if you don't forget, nobody gives you credit for remembering. Therefore, leave the seat up once in a while as a reminder that we're still waiting for one, solitary "thank you".</blockquote> 6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"? <Blockquote>I discovered 2 versions. ORGASM (1st) 1 oz Kahlua \ 1 oz Baileys Irish Cream \ 1 oz Amaretto fill cream ice \ rocks or up (add 2 scoops ice cream or mix) ORGASM (2nd) 1 oz Amaretto \ 1 oz Baileys Irish Cream \ 1 oz Kahlua no mix ice \ rocks or up Gimme some!</blockquote> 7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits? <Blockquote>The same folks who were responsible for the "White-Buck-Shoes-and-Belt-Conspiracy". They have since been dealt with. Permanently. Let that be a lesson to us all.</blockquote> 8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located? <Blockquote>If this category includes belly-button lint, I know of several.</blockquote> 9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr* <Blockquote>What? The truck or the computer?</blockquote> 10. "Once upon a time, __________________" <Blockquote>Papa-bear came home by himself. But, this being a G-rated forum I suppose I'll have to keep the rest of the story secret.</blockquote> [/QB][/QUOTE]
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