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The First One
Member # 35
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I couldn't think of a theme to link any pictures I chose, so I'm going with my remaining stock of on-set photos and publicity shots.Idiot! You've taken it out of the packaging! It won't be worth half as much now!
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Krenim
Member # 22
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Action Figure: Now, Ryan... Get me the Domino's Pizza! Ah, the Cheeze of Life!------------------ Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction. Herbert: Bless you, my child. Kay: The world needs more people like you. -Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
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Krenim
Member # 22
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Action Figure: You know what you have to do now, Jeri... BURN THE HOUSE DOWN! BURN THEM ALL!------------------ Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction. Herbert: Bless you, my child. Kay: The world needs more people like you. -Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
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Baloo
Member # 5
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Offscreen voice:"Yes, Jeri, her clothes are painted on.""Why are you looking at me like that?" "Why are you laughing?" "What's so funny?!?" ------------------ That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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Figurine: Species 4674, aka Jeri Ryan, you will be assimilated.......Jeri Ryan: HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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Jubilee
Member # 99
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Jeri: *looks at action figure* ..... Why am I suddenly feeling INCREDIBLY turned on?.....Action Figure: I think i'm in love..... ------------------ "It is important to get up when you fall...for this much I know to be true: That thing we call Failure is not in the falling down, but the staying down."
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Jeri: "This is the new 'Resistance Is Futile Barbie.' 'Ken of Borg' sold separately."
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TSN
Member # 31
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Ryan: *looking at the action figure, thinks* Good gravy, tell me my hair doesn't look like that on TV! Oh, geez, I look like a guy! *looks down about an inch-and-a-half* Well, erm... Above the neck, anyhow...------------------ "Essentially, a great rock in space." -Spock, describing the Regula planetoid, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Jeri: Damn, she's got a better figure than I do! *gets jealous*------------------ Signature Note: The Signature feature is currently enabled by this bulletin board's administrator. You may use UBB Code in this field, but not HTML. The UBB Code Image tag is not permitted, however.
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Kosh
Member # 167
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Jeri: Assimilate this, Barbie!!!------------------ WHO ARE YOU?
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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*looks at face of figurine*Jeri: YOU GUYS *&%@$^% MESSED UP MY FACE *nanoprobes pops out* PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED........ ------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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TSN
Member # 31
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Ryan: "See? Look! I'm telling you, I look a **** of a lot better w/ my hair down!"exec: "Hairstyle is irrelevant. You are Borg. You must comply." Ryan: *uses her visible hand to give the time-honored sign of disparagement* ------------------ "I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me." -from Baloo's cousins' endless supplies of e-mail jokes
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Anonymous writer: "Ok, I've got the perfect idea for our telemovie this season. Voyager encounters some sort of stellar phenomenon that slowly turns their bodies to this plastic substance. So, to get help, they have to turn to their giant counterparts from some alternate universe. Think 'Far Beyond The Stars' meets 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' meets that one episode of the Twilight Zone where those people were trapped in that cylinder and when they finally escaped they found out they were just toys all along."------------------ "We took a small flight, in the middle of the night, from one tiny place to another." -- Ben Folds Five
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Elim Garak
Member # 14
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Toy Seven: "My name is Jeri Ryan and I'm here to tell you about this new larger-than-life (and more realistic, too) inflatable me! 'The Look' costs an extra $29.95..."------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Exec: Okay, that's the old, drissly, silver unifrom, and Jeri here is modelling the latest outfit.Other Exec: But she's, erm, ya know. Exec: Yeah? *look at each other* Other Exec: Perfect. ------------------ Headmaster suspended for using big-faced boy as satellite-dish -The Day Today
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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Small Seven: Help..... I'm under attack by a 200 tonne 500 meter high monster.......Large Jeri: Fee Fi Fo Fum..... I am hungry for Seven's Bum....... *er..... might be rude, I know* ------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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Figurine: So Jeri, can you tell if my bum looks big in that?Jeri: I can't tell, you're too small...... ------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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The First One
Member # 35
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The winner is
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Anybody want to figure the size of the scale-model Malibu Borg Cube (some assembly required)?
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