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Jeri: *looks at action figure* ..... Why am I suddenly feeling INCREDIBLY turned on?.....
Action Figure: I think i'm in love.....
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Ryan: *looking at the action figure, thinks* Good gravy, tell me my hair doesn't look like that on TV! Oh, geez, I look like a guy! *looks down about an inch-and-a-half* Well, erm... Above the neck, anyhow...
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Jeri: Damn, she's got a better figure than I do! *gets jealous*
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Ryan: "See? Look! I'm telling you, I look a **** of a lot better w/ my hair down!"
exec: "Hairstyle is irrelevant. You are Borg. You must comply."
Ryan: *uses her visible hand to give the time-honored sign of disparagement*
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Anonymous writer: "Ok, I've got the perfect idea for our telemovie this season. Voyager encounters some sort of stellar phenomenon that slowly turns their bodies to this plastic substance. So, to get help, they have to turn to their giant counterparts from some alternate universe. Think 'Far Beyond The Stars' meets 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' meets that one episode of the Twilight Zone where those people were trapped in that cylinder and when they finally escaped they found out they were just toys all along."
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Toy Seven: "My name is Jeri Ryan and I'm here to tell you about this new larger-than-life (and more realistic, too) inflatable me! 'The Look' costs an extra $29.95..."
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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