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TSN
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Read this, if you haven't already.From TNG's "Encounter at Farpoint"... ------------------ Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?" Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47." -from the Sev Trek movie trailer [This message has been edited by TSN (edited July 27, 2000).]
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TSN
Member # 31
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Wow. I just realized how oddly appropriate my sig is here... *L*------------------ Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?" Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47." -from the Sev Trek movie trailer
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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Data: Ohhhhh!!!!! Back Spasms!!!!!!!------------------ "My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Shik
Member # 343
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"Captain, they say they are currently out of the spicy chicken wings you ordered & are asking if you wish to substitute the jalape�o ones instead."------------------ "Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Picard: "Quickly, Data, Control-Alt-Delete!"Tasha: "It's too late, Captain. They already have your credit card number. There's no way to return that Britney Spears CD over the Internet." Troi: "Look on the bright side, Captain. At least you aren't on their email list." Crewman with no name who will eventually become Miles O'brien: "Spam alert, sector 3!"
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First of Two
Member # 16
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Picard: PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!! HEY!Troi, Yar, and O'Brien all suppress giggles. Data (thinks): Ah... Commander Riker was right... whoopie cushions ARE funny! ------------------ "Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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Dat
Member # 302
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Picard: Data, quit playing your silly little Tetris game and let me play FreeCell!Yar: Sir, he's on level 47 with 74,177,143 points. He can't stop now. Troi and O'Brien: Move that piece to the left! ------------------ Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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Data: Life Forms, Life Forms..... Doo doo doo doo doo.........------------------ "My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Krenim
Member # 22
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Data: You're right, sir... This console is as smooth as an android's bottom!------------------ "Oh my god... If I have to listen to Pokemon sing in Danish, I'm going to cry..." - My sister, 7/7/00
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Picard: Mister O'brien, get me those sensor readings!Obrien: Right away, Mister 57 Million Dollars Box Office On Opening Weekend. Picard: Mister Data, what have you got? Data: Serious neck strain from the non-ergonomic placement of this console, sir. Thanks for asking.
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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Picard: What is that small object we're running away from?O'Brien: That's the Energizer Bunny, sir. Yar: Captain, our torpedoes have failed to deter the target. *lights go out* Picard: What happened? Data: It appears that the Energizer Bunny has somehow turned our Warp Core into a Large Supervolt Battery..... Yar: Captain, the inferior power of the Supervolt Battery is causing the Anti-Matter pods to lose containment!!! Picard: ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP!!! I REPEAT ALL HANDS......... The Enterprise becomes yet another casualty of the much feared Energizer Bunny. Nothing Outlasts the Energizer, it keeps going, and going, and going, and going...... ------------------ "My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Psychiatrist: "Again."
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited August 01, 2000).]
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TSN
Member # 31
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Data: *thinking* Uh-oh... I forgot what the different buttons do...O'Brien: *thinking* Why is the viewscreen showing an old Three Stooges short...? Troi: *thinking* I sense... jellyfish... Yar: *thinking* Maybe if I stand here very still, I won't get killed off and replaced by a Klingon... Picard: *thinking* My ass... It's stuck to the chair... ------------------ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
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Lee
Member # 393
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Data: "Saucer docking sequence will be completed in. . . 90 seconds."Picard: "Hurry! *whines* Why aren't there any toilets on the Battle Section? I gotta go!"
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TSN
Member # 31
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Congratulations (or "congradulations", if you believe a sign I once saw at a Taco Bell) to PopMaze, the winner! Runner up is Shik.------------------ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
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Aethelwer
Member # 36
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Jakob Grimm would be proud.------------------ Frank's Home Page "I love you all. Now shut up. Danke." - Simon Sizer
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