------------------ Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?" Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47." -from the Sev Trek movie trailer
[This message has been edited by TSN (edited July 27, 2000).]
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Wow. I just realized how oddly appropriate my sig is here... *L*
------------------ Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?" Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47." -from the Sev Trek movie trailer
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343
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"Captain, they say they are currently out of the spicy chicken wings you ordered & are asking if you wish to substitute the jalape�o ones instead."
------------------ "Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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Picard: Data, quit playing your silly little Tetris game and let me play FreeCell!
Yar: Sir, he's on level 47 with 74,177,143 points. He can't stop now.
Troi and O'Brien: Move that piece to the left!
------------------ Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Picard: What is that small object we're running away from?
O'Brien: That's the Energizer Bunny, sir.
Yar: Captain, our torpedoes have failed to deter the target.
*lights go out*
Picard: What happened?
Data: It appears that the Energizer Bunny has somehow turned our Warp Core into a Large Supervolt Battery.....
Yar: Captain, the inferior power of the Supervolt Battery is causing the Anti-Matter pods to lose containment!!!
Picard: ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP!!! I REPEAT ALL HANDS.........
The Enterprise becomes yet another casualty of the much feared Energizer Bunny. Nothing Outlasts the Energizer, it keeps going, and going, and going, and going......
------------------ "My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Data: *thinking* Uh-oh... I forgot what the different buttons do...
O'Brien: *thinking* Why is the viewscreen showing an old Three Stooges short...?
Troi: *thinking* I sense... jellyfish...
Yar: *thinking* Maybe if I stand here very still, I won't get killed off and replaced by a Klingon...
Picard: *thinking* My ass... It's stuck to the chair...
------------------ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
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Congratulations (or "congradulations", if you believe a sign I once saw at a Taco Bell) to PopMaze, the winner! Runner up is Shik.
------------------ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
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