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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Starbuck: [QB] 1. Play "hide the dessert" with an airport customs officer. It'll mabe body cavity searches a lot more fun, cause there's always room for jello! 2. Gee, I dunno... probably my mummy 3. *shoots the Cappsian one in the head at point-blank range* Him. Any more questions? 4. My girlfriend likes stuffing on top of the turkey, but it's so hot it burns her... maybe she should stick to meat and two veg 5. *sings* In the gravy, you can sail around the peas, In the gravy, you can chew your meat with ease, In the gravy, you can watch the stuffing float, In the gravy, come on and pass the gravy boat! (with apologies to The Village People) 6. Beats me, sweetheart... I'm more of a Presleytarian. And as it says in the Book of Elvis, chapter six, verse thirty-nine... It's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and let us pray... 7. As a sadistic experimental biologist and part-time mad scientist, one of my favourite laboratory pastimes is dropping green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid and watching them fizzle away to small shards of bone. Aah, I love the smell of burning flesh in the morning. 8. Her boyfriend/vibrator/lesbian lover's strap-on/fingers... or me if I'm lucky 9. *runs a hand across the chin of the Cappsian corpse he shot six questions back* Au naturel... why, d'you think he'd suit the first-season-TNG-Riker look? *grins evilly and goes to get the Weed Wacker* 10. I can feel it inside of me... growing... AAAAAAAAARGH! *sternum bulges a la Kane in [i]Alien[/i] and a baby emerges, showering the forumites with gore. It looks at Jubes and says "Here's Johnny!"* [IMG]http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif[/IMG] I wonder if I get the prize for trippiest and most obscene answers - or merely flamed out of existence/banned/executed by CC? [/QB][/QUOTE]
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