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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Saiyanman Benjita: [QB] Really, a ton? You could make a lot of money selling it to a bar. I hear they have a use for it. Or you could make even more money selling it to a San Francisco bar, since they have other uses for it. Or you could just sell it to Charles. I heard he likes that sort of thing. If you do that, you'd have the money, and get to enjoy the goods. I suppose if you have sex around something long enough, you could find anything scintillating and erotic. Like George Costanza and Pastrami. Let's see. The 87,726 people in the royal family ahead of me. Looks like India finally got the guts to use the bomb. Revenge is so very, very, sweet. I like my stuffing shoved up the hole between the turkey's legs. It's supposed to cook better that way. -Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Elton John: Oooohhh, tonight.... Oh, it's right..... Oooohhh, tonight is right for love, Love Gre-vah.. -Thank you, Elton After the love, comes the darkness instead A demon inside you like a bottomless head Nothing is sacred, everything is a lie Love doesn't last no matter how hard you try Byrnie, burning through your brains, you think you're a live and when you finally find that it's all in vain. Splinters of wood getting forced in your ass (Meat?) Cheeseburger grease getting rubbed on you fast (MEAT!) Your skin's coming off, and your rolling in salt (MEAT!!! NO!!!!) What? -Meatloaf, this song is about Merideth Baxter-Byrnie, and not about splinter wood in your ass. Here have a taco (Oh taco, thanks I needed that) Tonight is right for love, The rain is falling, and Jay Leno is on Let's turn off the lights, turn up the volume and go crazy. I'll touch your body and soul and change the channels with Remote Control, because Tonight is right for love, LOVE GRAVY-y-y-y-y-y... Yeah. Why would Satanists believe in Satan, if they don't believe in Jesus? I'd think they'd believe Jesus exists, but don't praise nor think of him as a devil (much like Muslims) If you're a satanist, then God would still be God, but since you praise evil, then good is your enemy. However, it's still good, but since PAGAN stands for People Against Goodness And Normalcy, then your Goat leader will serve you uppers and downers, so your morals are all twisted, and you want to throw a snake into a pit of virgins or something. Then Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks will come in and do the German Dance for you, it's happy fun and lalala. Hope you will enjoy my show fiddle-yea, fiddle-yie, yo. I mean, why would you consider Jesus your Devil, since your hero, Satan bet on him to win. And since you're Satanists, do you believe in Mr. Satan, the Greatest Martial Arts Champion of the DBZ World? 'Cause, even though he's a wuss, Goku even said he's the greatest. And if you look at the clouds now, it kinda looks like a scene from the Lion King... It's the circle of life.... Does that make sense to you, or am I just tripping out like a bunch of green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid? I thought there was something in those caffeine pills. Naked Lady: 4/10ths White Rum 4/10ths Apricot Brandy 2/10ths Lemon Juice Dash Grenadine Shake and pour into glass. However, if you're talking about my naked lady, I'd have to say a baby (damn, that was lame.) Au natural. I tried shaved once, but you didn't like it. I haven't shaved since.... Oh you mean [i]that[/i]? Uhhhh..... None of your business? Everytime I make that comment, I get hit by my wife (along with the comment that newborns look like little old men, no matter whether male or female). However, if you think about it: It causes you to eat more, but you can still get malnourished. It moves around in your stomach, causing nausea. Sometimes, when it kicks, you can see it (ala ALIEN). When you finally get rid of it, it causes you to bleed for weeks. It makes the bearer sick, and a total bi**h to live with.... Uhh.... What was the question again? Ow, someone, please stop my wife from hitting me, ow! THESE ANSWERS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT MUCH NOTICE. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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