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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TSN: [QB] [i]1. Gee, I have a ton of jello here and I have absolutely no clue what to do with it. Any suggesions?[/i] Mold it into an elephant and put an animation spell on it. Then terrorize the neighborhood. [i]2. Can anyone find embalming scintillating and erotic?[/i] Now we know why the ancient Egyptians made so many mummies... [i]3. Who died and left YOU in charge?[/i] No-one. Yet... [i]4. MMmmmmm. Do you like your turkey on top of your stuffing, or your stuffing on top of your turkey?[/i] I don't like stuffing. Oh, wait. You mean... ah, I get it! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, 'stuffing' he said knowingly... [i]5. Or are you more of a gravy person? *grin*[/i] Whipped cream I can see. Chocolate syrup, even. But gravy? Why not just bring in a pot roast while your at it? Mmm... Pot roast... Maybe that's not such a bad thing, after all... [i]6. Do Satanists really believe in Satan, and if they do, do you think Jesus is their "devil" ?[/i] What I really want to see is Satan and Ba'al vs. Yahweh and Yeshua' in a tag-team wrestling match. Or just a fight to the death. And the winners are executed. Then embalmed. With gravy. [i]7. Please use the word "green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid" in a coherent sentance.[/i] 'Green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid' is actually six words. And so much fun on a rainy day when you're stuck indoors. [i]8. Hmmmm... What's in a "naked lady" I wonder?[/i] Well, if there's nothing in her already, you've got a volunteer... [i]9. Shaved or au natural?[/i] I shave every day. [i]10. Does anyone else think of unborn children as some kind of parasite living inside you?[/i] Yes. I've tried to get them out, but they always grow right back. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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