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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jeff Raven: [QB] [i]1. Gee, I have a ton of jello here and I have absolutely no clue what to do with it. Any suggesions?[/i] Organize a homeless orgy. You can feed the poor, AND satisfy they're sexual needs. [i]2. Can anyone find embalming scintillating and erotic?[/i] There is a reason why some people go into the funeral business. [i]3. Who died and left YOU in charge?[/i] Well, no one really died, but after the Cappsian Ascension, someone had to take over. [i]4. MMmmmmm. Do you like your turkey on top of your stuffing, or your stuffing on top of your turkey?[/i] I prefer the turkey under my stuffing, or my stuffing under my turkey. [i]5. Or are you more of a gravy person? *grin*[/i] So he says to me, "do you want to be BAD guy?" And I say, "Yeah baby, I wanna be bad!" I say "sure show some space ponies! I'm making gravy with out the lumps! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [i]6. Do Satanists really believe in Satan, and if they do, do you think Jesus is their "devil" ?[/i] I think Satanists have no clue. Gravyists, however, have the right idea. [i]7. Please use the word "green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid" in a coherent sentence.[/i] Well, its not really one word... but here goes "When I got to the head of the queue, I let loose a "green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid", didn't I? [i]8. Hmmmm... What's in a "naked lady" I wonder?[/i] me. [i]9. Shaved or au natural? [/i] Yes. I'm not picky. [i]10. Does anyone else think of unborn children as some kind of parasite living inside you?[/i] To call it a parasite, would mean that the child would be detrimental to the host mother. So rather, it much like a symbiote. Besides, where else would a unborn child live? [/QB][/QUOTE]
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