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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Shik: [QB] I didn't get t'play last time..too busy [i]kretl[/i]ing over The One I Want, so... [b][i]1. Gee, I have a ton of jello here and I have absolutely no clue what to do with it. Any suggesions?[/i][/b] Prepare a burial mold for Bill Cosby. Serves 130,000. [b][i]2. Can anyone find embalming scintillating and erotic?[/i][/b] Yes, but it was about 5000 years ago. ([i]"Oh, Nephthut..the scent of the pharoah's organs are upon you! Come! Ravage the delta of my Nile as if you were Thutmose himSELF...!!"[/i]) [b][i]3. Who died and left YOU in charge?[/i][/b] Tiberius Claudius Nero (and who would that make me?) [b][i]4. MMmmmmm. Do you like your turkey on top of your stuffing, or your stuffing on top of your turkey?[/i][/b] Well, seeing as how I'm the one doing the stuffing, I find that the turkeys I deal with love it more when they're on top. There's more of an "oomph" to the flavor. [b][i]5. Or are you more of a gravy person? *grin*[/i][/b] Like the crew slut of Frank Zappa fame, add water & I make my own sauce. I'm told that it's EVER so delicious. Want a take-home sample? [b][i]6. Do Satanists really believe in Satan, and if they do, do you think Jesus is their "devil" ?[/i][/b] Satanists are actually a group of highly misunderstood & overly dyslexic elves who are in reality Santaists. Jesus is not their devil, but rather Meg & Pierre over at eBay. [b][i]7. Please use the word "green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid" in a coherent sentance.[/i][/b] (ahem)..."Dud, I am NEVER fucking your sister again! Look at my winky...it lookes like green and orange-spotted bunnies on acid!!........I need a shot." [b][i]8. Hmmmm... What's in a "naked lady" I wonder? [/i][/b] With any luck, a healthy serving of that very same said self-secreting sauce from #5. [b][i]9. Shaved or au natural? [/i][/b] It really doesn't matter to me HOW the carrots are served... [b][i]10. Does anyone else think of unborn children as some kind of parasite living inside you?[/i][/b] Yes, but that's only because Tasha kept bitching that it took her far longer to get drunk because she was now "drinkin' for two!" [/QB][/QUOTE]
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